I hope everyone is having a great time enjoying their holidays. To add a little extra to some stockings, we stole Santa's hat and drew the names for the remaining giveaways.
Winners of the Galley Four giveaway are:
Shawn Hansen
D. (whose comment read Squilyp. He's the best rounded secondary character I've seen in years.)
Anne (via Angela James's entry)
Bill Peschel
Shawn, D., Angela and Bill, please e-mail a full name and ship-to address to LynnViehl@aol.com (Angela, I will need Anne's) and I will get your books & surprises out to you.
Winners of the Three Bookwishes giveaway are:
cat-willows
Kerry (whose comment read a GAME card. That is, a gift card for a gaming shop for the gamers in my life.)
Carol Burge
Cat-willows, Kerry and Carol, please e-mail the title/author of the book you would like along with a full name and ship-to address to LynnViehl@aol.com, and I will grant your bookwishes.
Winners of the K-2 for Two giveaway are:
Robin Bayne
tetewa
Robin and tetewa, please e-mail a full name and ship-to address to LynnViehl@aol.com and I will get these books out to you.
Thanks to everyone for joining in and helping us celebrate 12 days of Christmas Freebies here at PBW.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
One E-Story
On Christmas Day, PBW gave to me:
The Sequel to Worthy
Willing by Lynn Viehl (.pdf format, click on link to download)
Merry Christmas to everyone.
The Sequel to Worthy
Willing by Lynn Viehl (.pdf format, click on link to download)
Merry Christmas to everyone.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
K-2 for Two
On the second day before Christmas, PBW gave away:
Two novels of K-2
In comments to this post, name your favorite holiday cookie, dish or treat (or, if you can't choose only one, just drop your name in the hat) by midnight EST on Tuesday, December 25, 2007. I will draw two names at random from everyone who participates and send the winners signed hardcover copies of BioRescue and Afterburn (these first editions are now out of print, so they're hard to find.) This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
Two novels of K-2
In comments to this post, name your favorite holiday cookie, dish or treat (or, if you can't choose only one, just drop your name in the hat) by midnight EST on Tuesday, December 25, 2007. I will draw two names at random from everyone who participates and send the winners signed hardcover copies of BioRescue and Afterburn (these first editions are now out of print, so they're hard to find.) This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Three Wishes
On the third day before Christmas, PBW gave away:
Three BookWishes
In comments to this post, tell us what you think is a good, last-minute holiday gift (or, if you can't think of one, just drop your name in the hat) by midnight EST on Monday, December 24, 2007. I will draw three names at random from everyone who participates and grant the winners a BookWish*. This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
*A BookWish is any book of your choice that is available for order from an online bookseller, up to maximum cost of $30.00 U.S. I will throw in any applicable shipping charges involved.
Three BookWishes
In comments to this post, tell us what you think is a good, last-minute holiday gift (or, if you can't think of one, just drop your name in the hat) by midnight EST on Monday, December 24, 2007. I will draw three names at random from everyone who participates and grant the winners a BookWish*. This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
*A BookWish is any book of your choice that is available for order from an online bookseller, up to maximum cost of $30.00 U.S. I will throw in any applicable shipping charges involved.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Galley Four
On the fourth day before Christmas, PBW gave away:
Four galley copies of Omega Games Plus ?*
In comments to this post, name your favorite StarDoc character and why (or, if you don't have a favorite or haven't read the series, just drop your name in the hat) by midnight EST on Sunday, December 23, 2007. I will draw four names at random from everyone who participates and send the winners a signed galley copy** of my eighth StarDoc novel, Omega Games, which will be published in August 2008. This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
*The ? is a surprise, and no, I'm not telling you what it is.
**I don't have the official publisher galleys yet, so these will be galleys that I format and print out myself from the final manuscript.
Four galley copies of Omega Games Plus ?*
In comments to this post, name your favorite StarDoc character and why (or, if you don't have a favorite or haven't read the series, just drop your name in the hat) by midnight EST on Sunday, December 23, 2007. I will draw four names at random from everyone who participates and send the winners a signed galley copy** of my eighth StarDoc novel, Omega Games, which will be published in August 2008. This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
*The ? is a surprise, and no, I'm not telling you what it is.
**I don't have the official publisher galleys yet, so these will be galleys that I format and print out myself from the final manuscript.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Five Writer Things
Rather tardily on the fifth day before Christmas, PBW found for me:
Five Freewares for Writers
Freeware caution: always scan free downloads of anything for bugs and other threats before dumping the programs into your hard drive.
1. Matt Neuberg's Diary (scroll down on page) is a simple daily journaling app (OS: Mac OS X.)
2. ExpressScribe transcription playback software is "a professional audio player software for PC, Mac or Linux designed to assist the transcription of audio recordings. It is installed on the typist's computer and can be controlled using a transcription foot pedal or using the keyboard (with 'hot' keys). This computer transcriber application also offers valuable features for typists including variable speed playback, multi-channel control, file management and more" (OS: Windows - 95/98/NT/2000/Me/XP/2003/Vista; Mac OS - 10.1 or above; Linux.)
3. The closest thing to a virtual notepad out there is JC & MB QuickNote (multi-lingual; OS: Windows 95/98/ME/NT4/2000/XP/2003/Vista)
4. Sveinbjorn Thordarson's Vox Machina is a speech synthesizer program that reads text out loud and saves spoken text as audio files, either as uncompressed AIFF or MP3-encoded audio (OS: MacOS X 10.3.9 or later.)
5. "Organize your writing projects, from manuscripts to characters to overdue submissions" with the free 30 day trial download of Writers Project Organizer -- "ideal for novels, works of nonfiction, short stories and screenplays, from first draft to polished product" (OS: Windows with Microsoft's .Net Framework 2.0 installed.)
Five Freewares for Writers
Freeware caution: always scan free downloads of anything for bugs and other threats before dumping the programs into your hard drive.
1. Matt Neuberg's Diary (scroll down on page) is a simple daily journaling app (OS: Mac OS X.)
2. ExpressScribe transcription playback software is "a professional audio player software for PC, Mac or Linux designed to assist the transcription of audio recordings. It is installed on the typist's computer and can be controlled using a transcription foot pedal or using the keyboard (with 'hot' keys). This computer transcriber application also offers valuable features for typists including variable speed playback, multi-channel control, file management and more" (OS: Windows - 95/98/NT/2000/Me/XP/2003/Vista; Mac OS - 10.1 or above; Linux.)
3. The closest thing to a virtual notepad out there is JC & MB QuickNote (multi-lingual; OS: Windows 95/98/ME/NT4/2000/XP/2003/Vista)
4. Sveinbjorn Thordarson's Vox Machina is a speech synthesizer program that reads text out loud and saves spoken text as audio files, either as uncompressed AIFF or MP3-encoded audio (OS: MacOS X 10.3.9 or later.)
5. "Organize your writing projects, from manuscripts to characters to overdue submissions" with the free 30 day trial download of Writers Project Organizer -- "ideal for novels, works of nonfiction, short stories and screenplays, from first draft to polished product" (OS: Windows with Microsoft's .Net Framework 2.0 installed.)
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
A Freebie Sidebar
Back in September, I started getting a lot of Romantic Times-generated flack because of an RT article accusing me of undercutting the advances of other writers by my practice of giving away free e-books for my readers. I believe Melanie Lynne Hauser was the other author who was attacked for the same thing (note to self: go check out her free content.)
At the time I chose not to respond to the attack for two reasons: 1) I never actually saw the article in question and 2) it is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But like most publishing conspiracy theories, this one evidently refuses to die. After I recently talked about free content over on Tobias's blog, I got a few e-mails from unhappy people who actually believe this nonsense.
Here's my take: free e-books are an an excellent way to promote the work and give something back to the readers. Feedback from my free e-books usually tells me what works for my readers and what doesn't, which helps me decide what to pitch to publishers. Free e-books kept my StarDoc series alive and convinced me to re-pitch the Darkyn series.
And you know something? I get a kick out of writing them, putting them together, making the cover art, all that stuff. I like having complete creative control over the final product. And I love knowing anyone can read them whenever they like.
There will always be writers who expect readers to pay for the privilege of reading every single word they write. Alas, I'm not one of them. To suggest that my freebies are a determining factor in how much other writers are paid makes me feel really powerful, though.
So okay, I give up. I'll take the blame.
I did it. I'm the reason you have a day job. I'm the reason your advance sucks. I'm the reason your genius continues to be ignored. Forget about Melanie, it was 100% my fault. Yes, it was all, all me. You authors out there, be warned: mess with me and I'll write more free stories!
Oh, and while we're on the subject, global warming? My bad, too.
At the time I chose not to respond to the attack for two reasons: 1) I never actually saw the article in question and 2) it is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But like most publishing conspiracy theories, this one evidently refuses to die. After I recently talked about free content over on Tobias's blog, I got a few e-mails from unhappy people who actually believe this nonsense.
Here's my take: free e-books are an an excellent way to promote the work and give something back to the readers. Feedback from my free e-books usually tells me what works for my readers and what doesn't, which helps me decide what to pitch to publishers. Free e-books kept my StarDoc series alive and convinced me to re-pitch the Darkyn series.
And you know something? I get a kick out of writing them, putting them together, making the cover art, all that stuff. I like having complete creative control over the final product. And I love knowing anyone can read them whenever they like.
There will always be writers who expect readers to pay for the privilege of reading every single word they write. Alas, I'm not one of them. To suggest that my freebies are a determining factor in how much other writers are paid makes me feel really powerful, though.
So okay, I give up. I'll take the blame.
I did it. I'm the reason you have a day job. I'm the reason your advance sucks. I'm the reason your genius continues to be ignored. Forget about Melanie, it was 100% my fault. Yes, it was all, all me. You authors out there, be warned: mess with me and I'll write more free stories!
Oh, and while we're on the subject, global warming? My bad, too.
Snowy Six
On the sixth day before Christmas, PBW found for me:
Six No-Shovel Snow Things
1.
2. Free Snow Scene Screensaver "fills your screen with large snowflakes. High resolution, high quality winter snow scene images. You will either want to get out of the snow or in the snow after seeing this one." (OS: Windows 95-XP - works best with 800 X 600 screen resolution.)
3. For the Javanuts out there, check out this online tutorial on how to mix water and snow applets.
4. Jacquie Lawson's animated holiday e-card, The Snow Dog (still the best e-card ever.)
5. Play Arcadetown.com's free Snow Boarder XS online game or Shockwave.com's free Snowman Salvage online game.
6. Pepsi will donate up to $50,000.00 to America's Second Harvest -- The Nation's Food Bank Network -- to help fight hunger this holiday season; all you have to do is register with Pepsi World (free) and create a virtual snow globe.
Six No-Shovel Snow Things
1.
2. Free Snow Scene Screensaver "fills your screen with large snowflakes. High resolution, high quality winter snow scene images. You will either want to get out of the snow or in the snow after seeing this one." (OS: Windows 95-XP - works best with 800 X 600 screen resolution.)
3. For the Javanuts out there, check out this online tutorial on how to mix water and snow applets.
4. Jacquie Lawson's animated holiday e-card, The Snow Dog (still the best e-card ever.)
5. Play Arcadetown.com's free Snow Boarder XS online game or Shockwave.com's free Snowman Salvage online game.
6. Pepsi will donate up to $50,000.00 to America's Second Harvest -- The Nation's Food Bank Network -- to help fight hunger this holiday season; all you have to do is register with Pepsi World (free) and create a virtual snow globe.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Read Seven
On the seventh day before Christmas, PBW found for me:
Seven Freebies for the Readers
1. Storynory has a page of free Christmas audio stories for children to download.
2. Billy Graham.org gives away free inspirational books in print each month to their online visitors; this month they're offering Letters From Ruth’s Attic by Ruth Bell Graham
3. Celebrating Christmas is offering a free .pdf download of their 2007 Christmas issue.
4. AlpineWreaths.com has an entire page of free Christmas stories (my favorite is The Legend of the Christmas Spider.)
5. Mystery.net has a page of free Christmas mystery stories.
6. Over at StoryTelling, author Rosina Lippi is having a very cool LibraryThing giveaway, which includes a lifetime membership to LibraryThing, a cue-cat, a LibraryThing t-shirt and a couple books to get a lucky reader started with cataloging.
7. NaturalReader is a text-to-speech freeware that reads your text to you in natural voices, and converts any written text into audio files such as MP3 or WAV for your CD player or iPod (OS: Windows.)
We also put the magic hat to work, and the winners for the tenth day Evermore giveaway are:
Amie Stuart
wintermaide
booklover
Stephanie
Ris
Solidus
father-turtle
Casee
Heather
Zeek
Winners, please send your full name and ship-to address to LynnViehl@aol.com, and I'll get your books out to you. Thanks to everyone for joining in and leaving so many lovely greetings and wishes.
Seven Freebies for the Readers
1. Storynory has a page of free Christmas audio stories for children to download.
2. Billy Graham.org gives away free inspirational books in print each month to their online visitors; this month they're offering Letters From Ruth’s Attic by Ruth Bell Graham
3. Celebrating Christmas is offering a free .pdf download of their 2007 Christmas issue.
4. AlpineWreaths.com has an entire page of free Christmas stories (my favorite is The Legend of the Christmas Spider.)
5. Mystery.net has a page of free Christmas mystery stories.
6. Over at StoryTelling, author Rosina Lippi is having a very cool LibraryThing giveaway, which includes a lifetime membership to LibraryThing, a cue-cat, a LibraryThing t-shirt and a couple books to get a lucky reader started with cataloging.
7. NaturalReader is a text-to-speech freeware that reads your text to you in natural voices, and converts any written text into audio files such as MP3 or WAV for your CD player or iPod (OS: Windows.)
We also put the magic hat to work, and the winners for the tenth day Evermore giveaway are:
Amie Stuart
wintermaide
booklover
Stephanie
Ris
Solidus
father-turtle
Casee
Heather
Zeek
Winners, please send your full name and ship-to address to LynnViehl@aol.com, and I'll get your books out to you. Thanks to everyone for joining in and leaving so many lovely greetings and wishes.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Late 8-8-8
One of our regulars (you know who you are) very tactfully informed me that it is actually the eighth, not the ninth, day before Christmas. Which simply confirms what we all know: I cannot count. Here's the catch up post to get me back on track:
On the eighth day before Christmas, PBW gave to me:
The first chapter of Omega Games
(This is StarDoc book eight, to be published in August 2008. Be warned, it contains quite a few series spoilers)
On the eighth day before Christmas, PBW gave to me:
The first chapter of Omega Games
(This is StarDoc book eight, to be published in August 2008. Be warned, it contains quite a few series spoilers)
Nine Helps
On the ninth day before Christmas, PBW found for me:
Nine Holiday Helpers
1. God Bless Us, Everyone -- if you're feeling Scroogish, you might try reading Project Gutenberg's free download of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
2. FaLaLaLaLa -- Christmas Caroler is a free Christmas carols e-book with printable song sheets, links to sheet music for each song and midi files.
3. Festive Food -- Get delicious holiday recipes, hints and more over at AllRecipes.com's Christmas Collection page.
4. Listen & Help the Hungry -- GenerousPour.com offers a free mp3 Christmas song download by Dean Martin, Nat King Cole or Corinne Bailey Rae (registration required, but each song downloaded generates $1 to fight hunger.)
5. Get Crafty -- if you're into handmade gifts, find something to make for everyone on your list over at Craftown.com's free Christmas craft projects page.
6. Got yarn? -- Craftown also has a nice page of free Christmas crochet patterns, many with photos.
7. Choose Your Romantic Christmas Adventure -- (and write new chapters) with PersonalizedLetter.com's online interactive Christmas romance (fun idea, actually.)
8. Sing to Me -- The HolidaySpot.com has a free collection of Hanukkah music for download.
9. Free Reads -- Tonto Press UK has a free 92 page e-book of Christmas short stories by a number of their authors; to download in .pdf format click here (I thought this was an excellent way for a publisher to give something to the readers that's free and showcases new talent.)
Nine Holiday Helpers
1. God Bless Us, Everyone -- if you're feeling Scroogish, you might try reading Project Gutenberg's free download of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
2. FaLaLaLaLa -- Christmas Caroler is a free Christmas carols e-book with printable song sheets, links to sheet music for each song and midi files.
3. Festive Food -- Get delicious holiday recipes, hints and more over at AllRecipes.com's Christmas Collection page.
4. Listen & Help the Hungry -- GenerousPour.com offers a free mp3 Christmas song download by Dean Martin, Nat King Cole or Corinne Bailey Rae (registration required, but each song downloaded generates $1 to fight hunger.)
5. Get Crafty -- if you're into handmade gifts, find something to make for everyone on your list over at Craftown.com's free Christmas craft projects page.
6. Got yarn? -- Craftown also has a nice page of free Christmas crochet patterns, many with photos.
7. Choose Your Romantic Christmas Adventure -- (and write new chapters) with PersonalizedLetter.com's online interactive Christmas romance (fun idea, actually.)
8. Sing to Me -- The HolidaySpot.com has a free collection of Hanukkah music for download.
9. Free Reads -- Tonto Press UK has a free 92 page e-book of Christmas short stories by a number of their authors; to download in .pdf format click here (I thought this was an excellent way for a publisher to give something to the readers that's free and showcases new talent.)
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Ten Books
On the tenth day before Christmas, PBW gave away:
Ten Copies of Evermore
In comments to this post, leave a holiday greeting, wish or message by midnight EST on Monday, December 17, 1007. I will draw ten names at random from everyone who participates and send the winners a signed first edition copy of my new Darkyn novel, Evermore. This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
Ten Copies of Evermore
In comments to this post, leave a holiday greeting, wish or message by midnight EST on Monday, December 17, 1007. I will draw ten names at random from everyone who participates and send the winners a signed first edition copy of my new Darkyn novel, Evermore. This giveaway is open to everyone on the planet, even if you've won something here at PBW in the past.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Eleven Widgets
On the eleventh day before Christmas, PBW found for me:
Eleven Widgets for Widgeting
1. Astrology.com offers four widgets for your blog or web page: LoveScope, Dashtrology (Mac only), Horoscope, and On This Day in History.
2. AddThis.com offers a free bookmarking widget to help promote your blog.
3. Forgot to mail out cards? Try the online Christmas card generator.
4. Put your blog visitors to work with 123Greetings.com's holiday widget, Decorate the Christmas Tree.
5. A free online lineage chart generator to keep track of your series/story characters and their relationships.
6. FreePhotoCalendar will help you put together and print out your own customized 2008 calendar (note: you do need a .pdf reader to view the finished product.)
7. MagMyPic will put your photo on the cover of one of twelve different magazines (finally, I can be on the cover of Vogue!)
8. Lunapic's photo-spread tool can make your uploaded image into a neat pile o' Polaroids.
9. Show off your prezzies with a photo slide show for your blog from Flickr.
10. Get 29,000+ more widgets for your weblog over at WidgetBox.com.
11. Mac users, add a daily horoscope to your blog or web page with The Zodiac Widget.
Most of the above links were found over at the ultimate source for web widgets, The Generator Blog
Eleven Widgets for Widgeting
1. Astrology.com offers four widgets for your blog or web page: LoveScope, Dashtrology (Mac only), Horoscope, and On This Day in History.
2. AddThis.com offers a free bookmarking widget to help promote your blog.
3. Forgot to mail out cards? Try the online Christmas card generator.
4. Put your blog visitors to work with 123Greetings.com's holiday widget, Decorate the Christmas Tree.
5. A free online lineage chart generator to keep track of your series/story characters and their relationships.
6. FreePhotoCalendar will help you put together and print out your own customized 2008 calendar (note: you do need a .pdf reader to view the finished product.)
7. MagMyPic will put your photo on the cover of one of twelve different magazines (finally, I can be on the cover of Vogue!)
8. Lunapic's photo-spread tool can make your uploaded image into a neat pile o' Polaroids.
9. Show off your prezzies with a photo slide show for your blog from Flickr.
10. Get 29,000+ more widgets for your weblog over at WidgetBox.com.
11. Mac users, add a daily horoscope to your blog or web page with The Zodiac Widget.
Most of the above links were found over at the ultimate source for web widgets, The Generator Blog
Friday, December 14, 2007
12 Days of Freebies Christmas
On the twelfth day before Christmas, PBW found for me:
Twelve Cool Contests for Entering:
1. Access Romance has a new giveaway for every day of December (they're currently on day #13)
2. Subscribe to Alibris.com's newsletter and win free books.
3. Take a chance on author Alison Kent's $100 Amazon.com gift certificate.
4. Circuit City is giving away one of the hottest (and hardest to find) video game systems this season, the Wii. This one ends 12/21/07.
5. Disney and Pixar are giving away a dream vacation for four to France.
6. Duracell wants to recharge your holiday shopping with $5,000.00 and more from their Holiday Shopping Sweepstakes.
7. Win a KitchenAid dream kitchen worth up to $10,0000.00.
8. Kohl's is giving away $15,000.00 plus other prizes.
9. Contest for $175 in Amazon.com gift certificates from Love is an Exploding Cigar
10. Win two identical prizes by using your MasterCard this month or by entering their sweepstakes online (and just a note for anyone who sneers at the chances of winning credit card sweepstakes, I won $500.00 plus an entire set of YA books for my kids from the Visa/Borders sweepstakes a few years ago. All I did was use my Visa to buy Christmas-gift books at Borders and they entered me automatically.)
11. Subscribe to Motormint's newsletter for a shot at an authentic 1964-1/2 Ford Mustang or $20,000.00 in cash.
12. Pepperidge Farm has $25,000.00 plus other cool stuff to win in their Fred Claus Sweepstakes.
Twelve Cool Contests for Entering:
1. Access Romance has a new giveaway for every day of December (they're currently on day #13)
2. Subscribe to Alibris.com's newsletter and win free books.
3. Take a chance on author Alison Kent's $100 Amazon.com gift certificate.
4. Circuit City is giving away one of the hottest (and hardest to find) video game systems this season, the Wii. This one ends 12/21/07.
5. Disney and Pixar are giving away a dream vacation for four to France.
6. Duracell wants to recharge your holiday shopping with $5,000.00 and more from their Holiday Shopping Sweepstakes.
7. Win a KitchenAid dream kitchen worth up to $10,0000.00.
8. Kohl's is giving away $15,000.00 plus other prizes.
9. Contest for $175 in Amazon.com gift certificates from Love is an Exploding Cigar
10. Win two identical prizes by using your MasterCard this month or by entering their sweepstakes online (and just a note for anyone who sneers at the chances of winning credit card sweepstakes, I won $500.00 plus an entire set of YA books for my kids from the Visa/Borders sweepstakes a few years ago. All I did was use my Visa to buy Christmas-gift books at Borders and they entered me automatically.)
11. Subscribe to Motormint's newsletter for a shot at an authentic 1964-1/2 Ford Mustang or $20,000.00 in cash.
12. Pepperidge Farm has $25,000.00 plus other cool stuff to win in their Fred Claus Sweepstakes.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
My Fish Pledge
When she wants something, my twelve-year-old can be very persuasive.
This year she's set her heart on getting a fish. I was not so crazy about the idea for a couple of reasons. We tried fish when she was younger, and she got bored with them pretty fast. I think we have enough pets (three cats, a dog and all the snakes, birds, squirrels, spiders and strays that have now figured out that our yard is the safest place for them in the neighborhood.) And while my daughter loves animals and wants her own "personal" pets, she often forgets to regularly feed and care for them, so they all eventually end up becoming my pets.
So when my daughter brought up the subject of getting a fish this year, I instantly vetoed the idea. I discussed my reasons with her, and I thought she'd accepted it, but a week later this is what she wrote at the bottom of her Christmas wish list:
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My Fish Pledge:
YOU BETTER NOT LAUGH.
I promise to forever care and accommodate any fish that I am to get. I promise to buy the supplies like fish food and any accessories I want to buy for my fish with my own money. I also promise to feed it every day and if the tank needs cleaning, I will clean it. The only thing I ask of you to do is to buy the fish(es), tank, water, tank gravel, 1 bottle of fish food, a guide on how to take care of fish, and the usual water treatment stuff to purify the water or whatever it does and the normal care things for the fish that I need like a filter. I also need you to take me to the pet store AT LEAST once a month to buy supplies. If I do get a fish, I promise that I will try to make it stay alive for the usual age that the species lives in captivity, and I promise to make that fish have the best life in the world. I promise to always feed it, and if I forget to, you don’t have to feed it. And if it dies, it’s MY responsibility and fault.
The only time I will ask you to feed it is if I go on a trip and I will not be there to feed it. But the only thing I expect out of you is that it will be MY fish, and I get to pick out the food I want, the fish I want, the tank I want (if I’m getting another one), and the accessories I want; none of this “This one is cheaper though!” crap.* I AM PAYING FOR THE STUFF. (Except for the stuff in the beginning that I mentioned) That fish will have the greatest life in the world. I promise to always take care of it, if you buy it for me. I will do WHATEVER you want for 1 month and I will promise not to go into babysitting until I become a mother’s helper, clean my room and keep it clean forever or the fish gets taken away, and I will not get anything else for Christmas. (Except for the fish and I realllllllllyyyyyy want the phoenix puppet for my b-day)
Note: It took me like 3 hours to write that… please don’t say no… :’(
Note2: I really am begging now, please…
Note3: If you still think no, then please consider the following if you did not read it:
*quote*
“I promise to buy the supplies like fish food and any accessories I want to buy for my fish with my own money. But the only thing I expect out of you is that it will be MY fish, and I get to pick out the food I want, the fish I want, the tank I want (if I’m getting another one), and the accessories I want; none of this “This one is cheaper though!” crap. I AM PAYING FOR THE STUFF. (Except for the stuff in the beginning that I mentioned)” “I will also do WHATEVER you want for 1 month and I will promise not to go into babysitting until I become a mother’s helper, clean my room and keep it clean forever or the fish gets taken away, and I promist to be a great child.
(I hope that you will reconsider now if you still think no…)
Note4: I have already researched some fish at www.fishlore.com
This is the list of things I want for Christmas for my fish and the basic stuff you need to run a fish tank with:
The Type of fish I want:
1 betta (female and I want to pick it out)
The equipment I need for my fish and want for Christmas:
1 2-5 Gal. Aquarium
1 pack of Blue Gravel ( I like blue J but any color will do.)
A Sponge Filter
1 Aquarium Light and top
Some Test kits (pH, ammonia, nitrite, and nitrate) (nitrite and nitrate are not the same, look at the spelling!!!)
Food, Nets, Scrapers and other equipment (like water conditioners)
(I specifically need beta food)
and also at least 1 plant and 1 rock.
Please, please, think about this, I really am serious this time, I promise to god that I will take care of these fish, and they will have the best life in the world. I’ve been thinking about getting fish for a long time, since at least a month after my hamster** died. I know now the responsibility of taking care of pets and I promise that these fish will not die because of my laziness, but instead of old age or disease from unknown or known (but not from me) sources. I promise that if I do not treat these fish nicely and take care of them for as long as they live, or if I get board with them, then I know that you will take them from me and give them back to the pet store.
If I am not clear enough yet, please consider that I have done much research about fish and I understand how much responsibility goes into taking care of just one fish and that it requires lots of work, and I am eagerly willing to do that work this time for I now believe that I am mature enough to try once more and start over the way I started, by fish. If I become lazy about these fish, I know that you will never, ever, EVER, let me have pets again, but this time, I’m serious, and I know that I will take care of these fish. So please, please reconsider if you still think no.
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The kid knows how to make an argument, and no, I don't have a heart of stone, so I am reconsidering. After all that, how could I not? And I wonder if I can get her to write a New Heated Swimming Pool Pledge for me to add onto the bottom of my Christmas wish list. . .
*I like how I'm portrayed as a cheapskate here, all because I won't let her buy whatever she sees at the pet store without first making some price comparisons.
** Sweetie Pie passed away peacefully in his sleep of old age after two years of being my hamster.
This year she's set her heart on getting a fish. I was not so crazy about the idea for a couple of reasons. We tried fish when she was younger, and she got bored with them pretty fast. I think we have enough pets (three cats, a dog and all the snakes, birds, squirrels, spiders and strays that have now figured out that our yard is the safest place for them in the neighborhood.) And while my daughter loves animals and wants her own "personal" pets, she often forgets to regularly feed and care for them, so they all eventually end up becoming my pets.
So when my daughter brought up the subject of getting a fish this year, I instantly vetoed the idea. I discussed my reasons with her, and I thought she'd accepted it, but a week later this is what she wrote at the bottom of her Christmas wish list:
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My Fish Pledge:
YOU BETTER NOT LAUGH.
I promise to forever care and accommodate any fish that I am to get. I promise to buy the supplies like fish food and any accessories I want to buy for my fish with my own money. I also promise to feed it every day and if the tank needs cleaning, I will clean it. The only thing I ask of you to do is to buy the fish(es), tank, water, tank gravel, 1 bottle of fish food, a guide on how to take care of fish, and the usual water treatment stuff to purify the water or whatever it does and the normal care things for the fish that I need like a filter. I also need you to take me to the pet store AT LEAST once a month to buy supplies. If I do get a fish, I promise that I will try to make it stay alive for the usual age that the species lives in captivity, and I promise to make that fish have the best life in the world. I promise to always feed it, and if I forget to, you don’t have to feed it. And if it dies, it’s MY responsibility and fault.
The only time I will ask you to feed it is if I go on a trip and I will not be there to feed it. But the only thing I expect out of you is that it will be MY fish, and I get to pick out the food I want, the fish I want, the tank I want (if I’m getting another one), and the accessories I want; none of this “This one is cheaper though!” crap.* I AM PAYING FOR THE STUFF. (Except for the stuff in the beginning that I mentioned) That fish will have the greatest life in the world. I promise to always take care of it, if you buy it for me. I will do WHATEVER you want for 1 month and I will promise not to go into babysitting until I become a mother’s helper, clean my room and keep it clean forever or the fish gets taken away, and I will not get anything else for Christmas. (Except for the fish and I realllllllllyyyyyy want the phoenix puppet for my b-day)
Note: It took me like 3 hours to write that… please don’t say no… :’(
Note2: I really am begging now, please…
Note3: If you still think no, then please consider the following if you did not read it:
*quote*
“I promise to buy the supplies like fish food and any accessories I want to buy for my fish with my own money. But the only thing I expect out of you is that it will be MY fish, and I get to pick out the food I want, the fish I want, the tank I want (if I’m getting another one), and the accessories I want; none of this “This one is cheaper though!” crap. I AM PAYING FOR THE STUFF. (Except for the stuff in the beginning that I mentioned)” “I will also do WHATEVER you want for 1 month and I will promise not to go into babysitting until I become a mother’s helper, clean my room and keep it clean forever or the fish gets taken away, and I promist to be a great child.
(I hope that you will reconsider now if you still think no…)
Note4: I have already researched some fish at www.fishlore.com
This is the list of things I want for Christmas for my fish and the basic stuff you need to run a fish tank with:
The Type of fish I want:
1 betta (female and I want to pick it out)
The equipment I need for my fish and want for Christmas:
1 2-5 Gal. Aquarium
1 pack of Blue Gravel ( I like blue J but any color will do.)
A Sponge Filter
1 Aquarium Light and top
Some Test kits (pH, ammonia, nitrite, and nitrate) (nitrite and nitrate are not the same, look at the spelling!!!)
Food, Nets, Scrapers and other equipment (like water conditioners)
(I specifically need beta food)
and also at least 1 plant and 1 rock.
Please, please, think about this, I really am serious this time, I promise to god that I will take care of these fish, and they will have the best life in the world. I’ve been thinking about getting fish for a long time, since at least a month after my hamster** died. I know now the responsibility of taking care of pets and I promise that these fish will not die because of my laziness, but instead of old age or disease from unknown or known (but not from me) sources. I promise that if I do not treat these fish nicely and take care of them for as long as they live, or if I get board with them, then I know that you will take them from me and give them back to the pet store.
If I am not clear enough yet, please consider that I have done much research about fish and I understand how much responsibility goes into taking care of just one fish and that it requires lots of work, and I am eagerly willing to do that work this time for I now believe that I am mature enough to try once more and start over the way I started, by fish. If I become lazy about these fish, I know that you will never, ever, EVER, let me have pets again, but this time, I’m serious, and I know that I will take care of these fish. So please, please reconsider if you still think no.
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The kid knows how to make an argument, and no, I don't have a heart of stone, so I am reconsidering. After all that, how could I not? And I wonder if I can get her to write a New Heated Swimming Pool Pledge for me to add onto the bottom of my Christmas wish list. . .
*I like how I'm portrayed as a cheapskate here, all because I won't let her buy whatever she sees at the pet store without first making some price comparisons.
** Sweetie Pie passed away peacefully in his sleep of old age after two years of being my hamster.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Buyer Incentives
Randy Ingermanson, author and creator of How to Write a Novel Using the Snowflake Method, also publishes a free monthly e-zine for writers. In the December '07 issue he has an interesting article on launching your novel by building an e-mail database (includes an interview with indy Christian SF publisher Jeff Gerke.) I have some reservations about the e-mail database approach to novel launching and marketing, as I've been around that block before, but Randy makes a good argument for it.
For an incentive to tempt a book buyer, it has to be effective, personal and yet non-intrusive. To quote from Randy's article: Your goal is get e-mail addresses of people who are genuinely interested in what you are writing and who are willing to receive e-mail from you whenever you write a new book. I can honestly say that I've never bought a book because I received an e-mail from the author, the author's publisher, the author's marketing team, or a chain bookseller. But then, I've never signed up for any that I've received; they came in the form of SPAM which at the most I glanced at before deleting.
As incentives go, I lean more toward providing online free, original content that is available nowhere else. What writers do best is write, so why not use the greatest asset we have? It's also the type of marketing/launching strategy that any writer can afford -- all you have to do is write the story, turn it into an e-book, and park it on the internet. If the content is made available in those arid stretches between novel releases, loyal readers are more likely to click on the download link. Keeping free content available also creates a stock of stories for potential new readers to check out before they make a purchase.
The next hurdle is to find an effective, non-intrusive way to make a writer's free story stock more widely available, and I'm working on that.
What author-generated incentive(s) convinces you to buy a book? If you've got any good examples, tell us about them in comments.
For an incentive to tempt a book buyer, it has to be effective, personal and yet non-intrusive. To quote from Randy's article: Your goal is get e-mail addresses of people who are genuinely interested in what you are writing and who are willing to receive e-mail from you whenever you write a new book. I can honestly say that I've never bought a book because I received an e-mail from the author, the author's publisher, the author's marketing team, or a chain bookseller. But then, I've never signed up for any that I've received; they came in the form of SPAM which at the most I glanced at before deleting.
As incentives go, I lean more toward providing online free, original content that is available nowhere else. What writers do best is write, so why not use the greatest asset we have? It's also the type of marketing/launching strategy that any writer can afford -- all you have to do is write the story, turn it into an e-book, and park it on the internet. If the content is made available in those arid stretches between novel releases, loyal readers are more likely to click on the download link. Keeping free content available also creates a stock of stories for potential new readers to check out before they make a purchase.
The next hurdle is to find an effective, non-intrusive way to make a writer's free story stock more widely available, and I'm working on that.
What author-generated incentive(s) convinces you to buy a book? If you've got any good examples, tell us about them in comments.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Index of Freeware & Online Tools for Writers
This is the first update/renovation of my master list of links to freeware, free trial software, tools and generators available online that may be useful to writers. It's not yet complete -- I have to check links, code and add about another hundred of them, and so forth -- but I thought you might like to see the list in progress.
Also, because I'm constantly adding new links, correcting broken links and removing dead links from it, the list will be perpetually under construction, but I think the indexing will render it more user-friendly. As before, you can park your cursor over each link and a box will pop up with a short description of the item or more details about its function.
Before you use any link to download freeware, please remember the standard freeware caution: always download free programs onto a disk and scan them for viruses or other threats before you put them on your hard drive.
Accounting: Accounting Express 2008 * Personal Finance Manager
Art: ArtPad * Browzer Books Art Pac * Chaos Pro * Desktop Graffitist * Desktop Messager * Digital Snowglobes * Dreamlines * Fractal Wallpaper * Litha:Paint * Photo-to-Sketch * Project DogWaffle * Segmation * Twisted Brush
Calendars: 1 year * Calendar.exe * Calendar Magic * Calendars & Planners * Chandler * Digital Calendar * Easy HR Popup Calendar * MiniMinder * Multi-Reminders * pAgenda * Rainlendar * Remind Me Please * Sunbird * TaskPrompt * TimeLeft * Time Sentry * TimeTool * TKexe Kalendar * ToDo
Clocks: 3D Matrix Clock * Banshee Screamer Alarm * Claudio * ClickClock * Clock! * ClockLink * ClocX * Cursor Clock * Custom Skin Clock * Free Atomic Clock * Floating Clock * Kaleidoscope Clock * MicroEggTimer * MultiLingual Speaking Clock * Talking Alarm Clock * Topmost Clock * yTimer
Color and Color Pickers: Anry Color Picker * Cheap as Free Color Picker * Color Cop * Color Palette Generator * Instant Eyedropper * PagePainter * Paint Chips * Peacock Color Picker * SwatchBook * VMN Toolbox
Database: BiblioExpress * Book DB * List * Margaret Fisk's Writing Links
E-books & PDFs: EBook Compiler * Paperless Printer * PDF995 * PDF Factory * PDF Machine * PDF Maker DLL * PDFOnline.com * PDF Text Reader * Primo PDF * rheaDER * Tiny PDF * TweakPDF * WordPod * yBook
Freeware Resources: FreewareFiles.com * FreewarePalm.com * Freeware World Team * Spacejock Software
Games & Game Creation: 7 Wonders * 8 Kingdoms * AdventureMaker * GameMaker * Legendary Tales * PCGen 5.13.4 Beta * Spice Trade
Graphics: Alice * AndreaMosaic * Art of Illusion * BezierDraw * Capture-A-Screenshot * EZThumbnails * Faststone * FreeSerifSoftware * Free Photo Station * Irfanview * Mosaizer * Nature's Mosaic * 93 Photo Street * Offtype.net * Photo2Web and Photo View * PhotoGadget * Photopolis * PhotoShape * Seasidesoft Book Manager * The Gimp * Wax * WinMorph * WPClipArt
Handicapped Writer Aids: Click-N-Type Virtual Keyboard * RapidKeys
HTML Editor: Alleycode
Inspiration: Bonsai Story Generator * E-muse * The Hero Machine * Ink * Papel * Said * Serendipity * 7th Novel * Seventh Sanctum * StoryMind.com's free trial versions of Story Weaver, Dramatic Pro, and Movie Magic * The Story Starter * WriteThis * yWriter
Journaling: Diary Book * eJournal * iDailyDiary *Life As I See It
Mac Freeware: 63 Great Mac Programs That Won't Cost You a Bundle * Applejack * Butler * iBackup * Inkscape * NeoOffice * Nvu * Scrivener Gold * TextExpander * TextWrangler 2 * XShelf
Mind Mapping & Project Management: Aviz Thought Mapper * Axon * ConceptDraw * Diagram Designer * FreeMind * IDEA! * The Literary Machine * MindGenius * MindManager * MindPad * NovaMind * Project Engine * Visual Mind * Vizual Einstein ME * Voodoopad
Miscellaneous: Dirk Paehl's Web Site * Editor's Choice Free Software * Electronic Piano * FAQ Genie * FastReader * FractMus * FreeMusicZilla * FreeWare Book * FreeToolkit.net * FreewareWiki *Garden with Insight * George's MySpace Editor * GroupMail * Help4J * Jan Verhoeven's Web Site * Magic Speed Reading * MouseCam * ProBoards * SmartBee * SuperMemo * TV.exe * UserHealth * Video DVD Maker * VLC media client (formerly VideoLANclient) * VRML Beans * Weather Watcher * WebMastersChannel.com
Names: Blueman's Name Generators * Fake Name Generator * Kleimo's Random Name Generator * HippoName * Name Generator
Notepad, Notes and Notebooks: AM-Notebook * DocPad * ExCopy * Floating Notes * Fuzzy Duck Note Tab * Keynote * The Magic Notebook * MemoirsLite * MikkoMatrix * The Novel Notebook by PBW * Notebook 2000 * Notebox Disorganizer * Notes * Printable Notebook * Scrapbook * Scribe * Shirusupad * SnipIts * SquareNotes * StickIt * TextBlockWriter * Whiteboard PS * WikidPad 1.9beta12 * Win32Pad * Xint * ZuluPad
Organizers & Planners: Active Tree Notes * Acute Notes * Agenda * BiblioExpress * Chaos Manager * Data Crow * EasyNoter * eQit * Idea Tracker * KPlan Personal * Manuscript Tracking * My Things * NotesBrowser * Personal Info Managers * PlanWare * Pooter4 * Quick2Do * Simple TODO * SlimList * Sonar * Total Organizer * What to Do
Printing/Formatting: BookFormat * Book Reader * Flipbook Printer * Jordi's Handwriting Fonts * Larabie Fonts * PosteRazor * Posteriza * QuickEnvelopes * Text2Web
Reference: Bible Gateway * Convert * Earth's Core * Everest Dictionary * The Form Letter Machine * Fredal's Dictionary * Kwik Facts * MB Free Psychic Dictionary 1.25 Mobysaurus * Rhyme * ScholarCite * Visual Thesaurus * Vocabula * WordWeb
Security: Best Privacy Pack * Secure Notepad
Screenwriting: Freefilmsoftware.co.uk
Text Editor: AkelPad * Angel Writer * Cliche Cleaner * ClipboardDoc * Elfima * eTextReader * Fun4Word * Handwriter * MoonEdit * NotesPad Text Editor *
Paddy *Textplorer * Text Split * TXTCollector * Zdocj
Text to Speech: Alien Speech * DSpeech * SpeakOut * yRead
Titles: The Abstract Art Title Generator
Toolbars: A-Toolbar * WebSearchBar
Utilities: Chaos Crystal * Coffee Cup Zip Wizard * Dead Disk Doctor * DocScrubber * Emsa Save My Work * ForeWords * GlobalSpellChecker * HTML-Help Toy * JR Directory Printer * Laptop Battery Power Monitor * LaunchOnFly * Link Collector * Natural Word * Phrase Express * ReadPal * ReadThemAll * Send 2 Notepad * Smart CutNPaste * SpeedMenus * Spell Magic * Stay Connected * Text Crawler * Text Mining Tool * Textalyser * Title Scroller * TypeItIn * UserClone * Word Index Builder * Word Sorter * Wordcounter * yGen * yLaunch * ySync * Unstoppable Copier
Widgets: The Generator Blog * Slide.com
Word Processing & Office Suites: AbiWord * AbiWord v. 2.4.5 * Book Writer * Budgie 1.6 * Jarte * Open Office 2.3.1 RC1 * Open Office Portable * Page Four * Polar Office * tejpWriter 3.50 * Writers Block
World Building: Artificial Planet * Carabao * Celestia * Chris Pound's Language Machines * Design-A-Room * Furnish * Google Earth * Interlex * Random Terrain Generator * Schmap * StarStrider * Sweet Home 3D * Textanz * WordMorph * Your Sky
Writing: John and Marcia, The Novel Crash Test Dummies* PBW's Left Behind & Loving It 2007 Virtual Workshops
Also, because I'm constantly adding new links, correcting broken links and removing dead links from it, the list will be perpetually under construction, but I think the indexing will render it more user-friendly. As before, you can park your cursor over each link and a box will pop up with a short description of the item or more details about its function.
Before you use any link to download freeware, please remember the standard freeware caution: always download free programs onto a disk and scan them for viruses or other threats before you put them on your hard drive.
Accounting: Accounting Express 2008 * Personal Finance Manager
Art: ArtPad * Browzer Books Art Pac * Chaos Pro * Desktop Graffitist * Desktop Messager * Digital Snowglobes * Dreamlines * Fractal Wallpaper * Litha:Paint * Photo-to-Sketch * Project DogWaffle * Segmation * Twisted Brush
Calendars: 1 year * Calendar.exe * Calendar Magic * Calendars & Planners * Chandler * Digital Calendar * Easy HR Popup Calendar * MiniMinder * Multi-Reminders * pAgenda * Rainlendar * Remind Me Please * Sunbird * TaskPrompt * TimeLeft * Time Sentry * TimeTool * TKexe Kalendar * ToDo
Clocks: 3D Matrix Clock * Banshee Screamer Alarm * Claudio * ClickClock * Clock! * ClockLink * ClocX * Cursor Clock * Custom Skin Clock * Free Atomic Clock * Floating Clock * Kaleidoscope Clock * MicroEggTimer * MultiLingual Speaking Clock * Talking Alarm Clock * Topmost Clock * yTimer
Color and Color Pickers: Anry Color Picker * Cheap as Free Color Picker * Color Cop * Color Palette Generator * Instant Eyedropper * PagePainter * Paint Chips * Peacock Color Picker * SwatchBook * VMN Toolbox
Database: BiblioExpress * Book DB * List * Margaret Fisk's Writing Links
E-books & PDFs: EBook Compiler * Paperless Printer * PDF995 * PDF Factory * PDF Machine * PDF Maker DLL * PDFOnline.com * PDF Text Reader * Primo PDF * rheaDER * Tiny PDF * TweakPDF * WordPod * yBook
Freeware Resources: FreewareFiles.com * FreewarePalm.com * Freeware World Team * Spacejock Software
Games & Game Creation: 7 Wonders * 8 Kingdoms * AdventureMaker * GameMaker * Legendary Tales * PCGen 5.13.4 Beta * Spice Trade
Graphics: Alice * AndreaMosaic * Art of Illusion * BezierDraw * Capture-A-Screenshot * EZThumbnails * Faststone * FreeSerifSoftware * Free Photo Station * Irfanview * Mosaizer * Nature's Mosaic * 93 Photo Street * Offtype.net * Photo2Web and Photo View * PhotoGadget * Photopolis * PhotoShape * Seasidesoft Book Manager * The Gimp * Wax * WinMorph * WPClipArt
Handicapped Writer Aids: Click-N-Type Virtual Keyboard * RapidKeys
HTML Editor: Alleycode
Inspiration: Bonsai Story Generator * E-muse * The Hero Machine * Ink * Papel * Said * Serendipity * 7th Novel * Seventh Sanctum * StoryMind.com's free trial versions of Story Weaver, Dramatic Pro, and Movie Magic * The Story Starter * WriteThis * yWriter
Journaling: Diary Book * eJournal * iDailyDiary *Life As I See It
Mac Freeware: 63 Great Mac Programs That Won't Cost You a Bundle * Applejack * Butler * iBackup * Inkscape * NeoOffice * Nvu * Scrivener Gold * TextExpander * TextWrangler 2 * XShelf
Mind Mapping & Project Management: Aviz Thought Mapper * Axon * ConceptDraw * Diagram Designer * FreeMind * IDEA! * The Literary Machine * MindGenius * MindManager * MindPad * NovaMind * Project Engine * Visual Mind * Vizual Einstein ME * Voodoopad
Miscellaneous: Dirk Paehl's Web Site * Editor's Choice Free Software * Electronic Piano * FAQ Genie * FastReader * FractMus * FreeMusicZilla * FreeWare Book * FreeToolkit.net * FreewareWiki *Garden with Insight * George's MySpace Editor * GroupMail * Help4J * Jan Verhoeven's Web Site * Magic Speed Reading * MouseCam * ProBoards * SmartBee * SuperMemo * TV.exe * UserHealth * Video DVD Maker * VLC media client (formerly VideoLANclient) * VRML Beans * Weather Watcher * WebMastersChannel.com
Names: Blueman's Name Generators * Fake Name Generator * Kleimo's Random Name Generator * HippoName * Name Generator
Notepad, Notes and Notebooks: AM-Notebook * DocPad * ExCopy * Floating Notes * Fuzzy Duck Note Tab * Keynote * The Magic Notebook * MemoirsLite * MikkoMatrix * The Novel Notebook by PBW * Notebook 2000 * Notebox Disorganizer * Notes * Printable Notebook * Scrapbook * Scribe * Shirusupad * SnipIts * SquareNotes * StickIt * TextBlockWriter * Whiteboard PS * WikidPad 1.9beta12 * Win32Pad * Xint * ZuluPad
Organizers & Planners: Active Tree Notes * Acute Notes * Agenda * BiblioExpress * Chaos Manager * Data Crow * EasyNoter * eQit * Idea Tracker * KPlan Personal * Manuscript Tracking * My Things * NotesBrowser * Personal Info Managers * PlanWare * Pooter4 * Quick2Do * Simple TODO * SlimList * Sonar * Total Organizer * What to Do
Printing/Formatting: BookFormat * Book Reader * Flipbook Printer * Jordi's Handwriting Fonts * Larabie Fonts * PosteRazor * Posteriza * QuickEnvelopes * Text2Web
Reference: Bible Gateway * Convert * Earth's Core * Everest Dictionary * The Form Letter Machine * Fredal's Dictionary * Kwik Facts * MB Free Psychic Dictionary 1.25 Mobysaurus * Rhyme * ScholarCite * Visual Thesaurus * Vocabula * WordWeb
Security: Best Privacy Pack * Secure Notepad
Screenwriting: Freefilmsoftware.co.uk
Text Editor: AkelPad * Angel Writer * Cliche Cleaner * ClipboardDoc * Elfima * eTextReader * Fun4Word * Handwriter * MoonEdit * NotesPad Text Editor *
Paddy *Textplorer * Text Split * TXTCollector * Zdocj
Text to Speech: Alien Speech * DSpeech * SpeakOut * yRead
Titles: The Abstract Art Title Generator
Toolbars: A-Toolbar * WebSearchBar
Utilities: Chaos Crystal * Coffee Cup Zip Wizard * Dead Disk Doctor * DocScrubber * Emsa Save My Work * ForeWords * GlobalSpellChecker * HTML-Help Toy * JR Directory Printer * Laptop Battery Power Monitor * LaunchOnFly * Link Collector * Natural Word * Phrase Express * ReadPal * ReadThemAll * Send 2 Notepad * Smart CutNPaste * SpeedMenus * Spell Magic * Stay Connected * Text Crawler * Text Mining Tool * Textalyser * Title Scroller * TypeItIn * UserClone * Word Index Builder * Word Sorter * Wordcounter * yGen * yLaunch * ySync * Unstoppable Copier
Widgets: The Generator Blog * Slide.com
Word Processing & Office Suites: AbiWord * AbiWord v. 2.4.5 * Book Writer * Budgie 1.6 * Jarte * Open Office 2.3.1 RC1 * Open Office Portable * Page Four * Polar Office * tejpWriter 3.50 * Writers Block
World Building: Artificial Planet * Carabao * Celestia * Chris Pound's Language Machines * Design-A-Room * Furnish * Google Earth * Interlex * Random Terrain Generator * Schmap * StarStrider * Sweet Home 3D * Textanz * WordMorph * Your Sky
Writing: John and Marcia, The Novel Crash Test Dummies* PBW's Left Behind & Loving It 2007 Virtual Workshops
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Release Counter
Gerard over at The Generator Blog posted a link to a free customizable countdown timer generator, the sort bloggers use for days left until Christmas or New Year's. I thought authors could use as a sidebar widget for their upcoming releases, i.e.:
The generator host does tack on a code for an online dating ad link at the end, so if you'd rather not have that on your blog, delete everything after the right pointy bracket after /object.
The generator host does tack on a code for an online dating ad link at the end, so if you'd rather not have that on your blog, delete everything after the right pointy bracket after /object.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Writerisms
You know you're a writer when:
1. "After I Make it Big in Publishing" is the title of your most important wish list.
1. Buy Porsche. 2. Get tummy tuck. 3. Acquire mute Swedish mistress.
2. Anyone who screws up the title of your novel is immediately labeled an idiot, pretty much forever.
It's StarDoc. Not Space Doc, not Starbuck, not Star Rock, and certainly not Space Balls. Moron.
2a. You have screwed up the title of another writer's novel.
Douglas Clegg and Kris Reisz were very nice about it, though.
3. At some point in your relationship you've called your significant other by a character name.
Oh, yes, Jack, yes, oh God, that's so good baby I love you so much Jack I need y-- hey, Harold honey, where are you going?
4. Every member of your family has at least one manuscript copy of your first finished novel. Your mother still brings it out like a newborn grandchild to show relatives visiting from out of town.
Here, be careful when you hold it -- it weighs seven pounds, can you believe that? And there's typing on every single one of those pages!
5. People who don't own any books confuse you.
And you mean you're really not blind, dyslexic, or allergic to spine glue?
6. Sean Lindsay can't piss you off.
Oh, he's talking about all those poser writers, not me, heh heh heh.
6a. Sean Lindsay has pissed you off.
I know he's talking about me this time. Bastard.
7. You use character and plot problems as an excuse for messing up in real life.
Darling, I know that I burned dinner, but Alexandra had to perform a major reattachment surgery with a pocket sewing kit, a bottle of Merlot and a couple of votive candles while she told Michael the big you-know-what.
8. Your favorite joke is the one about Dan Brown, Stephen King, James Patterson or J.K. Rowling.
Okay, so Dan Brown is stranded in the desert, and the camel dealer won't take credit cards, so he trades a copy of The DaVinci Code for his cheapest camel, and then . . .
9. Your office trash can is overflowing with crumpled-ball versions of the following: the bestseller lists from the last six Sunday papers, nineteen drafts of your latest query letter, and forty-two copies of the first page of your WIP, all of which have three lines or less printed on them.
One more time. Okay. It was a dark and stormy . . . Gaaaa!
10. You've no problem adding something to this list in comments.
Ha.
1. "After I Make it Big in Publishing" is the title of your most important wish list.
1. Buy Porsche. 2. Get tummy tuck. 3. Acquire mute Swedish mistress.
2. Anyone who screws up the title of your novel is immediately labeled an idiot, pretty much forever.
It's StarDoc. Not Space Doc, not Starbuck, not Star Rock, and certainly not Space Balls. Moron.
2a. You have screwed up the title of another writer's novel.
Douglas Clegg and Kris Reisz were very nice about it, though.
3. At some point in your relationship you've called your significant other by a character name.
Oh, yes, Jack, yes, oh God, that's so good baby I love you so much Jack I need y-- hey, Harold honey, where are you going?
4. Every member of your family has at least one manuscript copy of your first finished novel. Your mother still brings it out like a newborn grandchild to show relatives visiting from out of town.
Here, be careful when you hold it -- it weighs seven pounds, can you believe that? And there's typing on every single one of those pages!
5. People who don't own any books confuse you.
And you mean you're really not blind, dyslexic, or allergic to spine glue?
6. Sean Lindsay can't piss you off.
Oh, he's talking about all those poser writers, not me, heh heh heh.
6a. Sean Lindsay has pissed you off.
I know he's talking about me this time. Bastard.
7. You use character and plot problems as an excuse for messing up in real life.
Darling, I know that I burned dinner, but Alexandra had to perform a major reattachment surgery with a pocket sewing kit, a bottle of Merlot and a couple of votive candles while she told Michael the big you-know-what.
8. Your favorite joke is the one about Dan Brown, Stephen King, James Patterson or J.K. Rowling.
Okay, so Dan Brown is stranded in the desert, and the camel dealer won't take credit cards, so he trades a copy of The DaVinci Code for his cheapest camel, and then . . .
9. Your office trash can is overflowing with crumpled-ball versions of the following: the bestseller lists from the last six Sunday papers, nineteen drafts of your latest query letter, and forty-two copies of the first page of your WIP, all of which have three lines or less printed on them.
One more time. Okay. It was a dark and stormy . . . Gaaaa!
10. You've no problem adding something to this list in comments.
Ha.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Free Range Freebie
A couple of years ago I wrote A Matter of Consultation, an AH piece for Ring of Fire, a Baen anthology (short story, long story.) The antho came out in hardcover; I got a nice check and a contributor's copy, and I never heard any more about it after that.
Today I was commenting over at Tobias's blog about freebies, and went over to the Baen free library to see if I'd downloaded anything from there. Turns out my story is there, free to download in various formats or to read online, along with the entire antho.
Today I was commenting over at Tobias's blog about freebies, and went over to the Baen free library to see if I'd downloaded anything from there. Turns out my story is there, free to download in various formats or to read online, along with the entire antho.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Tag Me
Coming up with a great tag line for your novel is tough, especially for those novels that don't want to be tagged.
I decided to pick a couple of books at random from my shelves, see what tag lines the publishers put on the covers, and what I thought of them:
"When obsession turns DEADLY." (Exposure, Susan Andersen)
This is classic Susan Andersen, one of the best books she's ever written, and this one-size-fits-all tag line doesn't do it an ounce of justice. And as I write that, I have no idea what I would offer as a replacement, except maybe "Elvis!"
"Desire is the sweetest sin of all." (Slightly Sinful, Mary Balogh)
Great book, eh tag line. Desire isn't a sin, it's a natural body function, but that's another post.
"With this much heart, body, and soul, you're bound to find . . ." (A Whole Lotta Love, Donna Hill, Brenda Jackson, Monica Jackson and Francis Ray)
This is a themed anthology, but I would have preferred to see something about the stories, which are terrific, not about how much the heroines in them tip the scales. Disclaimer: I'm a big girl so it's definitely a personal sore spot.
"Sometimes forbidden pleasures are the sweetest of all. . ." (Beyond Innocence, Emma Holly)
I'm flashing back to the Mary Balogh tag line. This makes me want to eat a pound of M&Ms, too, not read a book. Pass.
"It brings out the animal in everyone." (Moonshine, Rob Thurman)
This one is probably the best of the random lot. I like it, it's clever and it suits the novel, and it's not one of those annoying pun tag lines.
I looked at some of my older paperbacks, and back then it seems like the publishers used little story synopses or themes as cover tag lines:
"A voice in the night, a haunted island, and a hideous legacy from the past." (Circle of Secrets, Claudette Nicole, 1972)
"Man is the dreaming animal -- with the courage to aim higher than gods . . ." (Son of Man, Robert Silverberg, 1971)
"Scandal, intrigue, and romance at a lively weekend party. . . " (The Houseparty, Anne Stuart, 1985)
I find it interesting to compare tag lines from today to the ones that were used twenty or thirty years ago. The old ones are definitely longer and more detailed, maybe because readers were more interested in content versus flash? Not sure.
I never did come up with a great line for Evermore, so I held a tag line contest for students during my last talk at a local high school. Here's the winner, submitted by Debby G.:
She's bringing sexy back.
What sort of tag line, if any, would you like to see on the cover of a book? If you've got great examples or ideas of your own, post them in comments.
I decided to pick a couple of books at random from my shelves, see what tag lines the publishers put on the covers, and what I thought of them:
"When obsession turns DEADLY." (Exposure, Susan Andersen)
This is classic Susan Andersen, one of the best books she's ever written, and this one-size-fits-all tag line doesn't do it an ounce of justice. And as I write that, I have no idea what I would offer as a replacement, except maybe "Elvis!"
"Desire is the sweetest sin of all." (Slightly Sinful, Mary Balogh)
Great book, eh tag line. Desire isn't a sin, it's a natural body function, but that's another post.
"With this much heart, body, and soul, you're bound to find . . ." (A Whole Lotta Love, Donna Hill, Brenda Jackson, Monica Jackson and Francis Ray)
This is a themed anthology, but I would have preferred to see something about the stories, which are terrific, not about how much the heroines in them tip the scales. Disclaimer: I'm a big girl so it's definitely a personal sore spot.
"Sometimes forbidden pleasures are the sweetest of all. . ." (Beyond Innocence, Emma Holly)
I'm flashing back to the Mary Balogh tag line. This makes me want to eat a pound of M&Ms, too, not read a book. Pass.
"It brings out the animal in everyone." (Moonshine, Rob Thurman)
This one is probably the best of the random lot. I like it, it's clever and it suits the novel, and it's not one of those annoying pun tag lines.
I looked at some of my older paperbacks, and back then it seems like the publishers used little story synopses or themes as cover tag lines:
"A voice in the night, a haunted island, and a hideous legacy from the past." (Circle of Secrets, Claudette Nicole, 1972)
"Man is the dreaming animal -- with the courage to aim higher than gods . . ." (Son of Man, Robert Silverberg, 1971)
"Scandal, intrigue, and romance at a lively weekend party. . . " (The Houseparty, Anne Stuart, 1985)
I find it interesting to compare tag lines from today to the ones that were used twenty or thirty years ago. The old ones are definitely longer and more detailed, maybe because readers were more interested in content versus flash? Not sure.
I never did come up with a great line for Evermore, so I held a tag line contest for students during my last talk at a local high school. Here's the winner, submitted by Debby G.:
She's bringing sexy back.
What sort of tag line, if any, would you like to see on the cover of a book? If you've got great examples or ideas of your own, post them in comments.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Sub Ops
Carnivah House has an open call for their themed fantasy anthology The Infinity Swords with a submission period from January 1st through the 15th, 2008. Pays $50 flat rate for original fiction of 2K to 6K, paid on acceptance. Writers may submit up to two stories. Looks like electronic subs only; see more details at their guidelines page here.
Cutting Board Press also has an open call for their themed supernatural anthology, Butcher Shop Quartet 2 with a submission deadline of January 31, 2008. Pays 1-1/2 cents per word plus one contributor's copy for original, unpublished novellas of 15K to 40K; query for longer works. No simultaneous or multiple submissions. Will also require an accompanying synopsis of 250 to 1K words that describes the story in full. Well-published authors of note whose work is accepted are encouraged to negotiate payment, as professional rates will be considered. Electronic submission only, and if you're interested in this one, definitely read carefully all the guidelines here.
Hard SF writers -- Escape Velocity magazine has a new URL,but they're presently closed to submissions until February 1, 2008. Still, worth checking out the guidelines here. Added: Robert M. Blevins, managing editor for Adventure Books of Seattle, stopped in to update this listing with "Escape Velocity is now open for submissions on a continuous basis. We have increased to six issues a year."
Paranormal romance writers, I finally found one for you guys -- Man's Story 2 has an open call for short story submissions for an upcoming, as yet untitled paranormal anthology to be published in early 2008, 1500 to 4K words in length, pays $25.00 per story. They are open to stories about vampires, weres and such, but no ghost stories. Electronic submissions only; more details and guidelines are here.
Norilana Books has an open call for their themed high-end literary, speculative/fantasy/slipstream anthology, Clockwork Phoenix: Tales of Beauty and Strangeness, submission period ends February 1st, 2008. Pays 2 cents per word on acceptance as an advance against royalties, then a pro rata share after earnout plus one contributor copy. Electronic submissions only, see guidelines and details here.
All of the above sub ops were found while rifling through the paying market listings over at Ralan's place.
Cutting Board Press also has an open call for their themed supernatural anthology, Butcher Shop Quartet 2 with a submission deadline of January 31, 2008. Pays 1-1/2 cents per word plus one contributor's copy for original, unpublished novellas of 15K to 40K; query for longer works. No simultaneous or multiple submissions. Will also require an accompanying synopsis of 250 to 1K words that describes the story in full. Well-published authors of note whose work is accepted are encouraged to negotiate payment, as professional rates will be considered. Electronic submission only, and if you're interested in this one, definitely read carefully all the guidelines here.
Hard SF writers -- Escape Velocity magazine has a new URL,
Paranormal romance writers, I finally found one for you guys -- Man's Story 2 has an open call for short story submissions for an upcoming, as yet untitled paranormal anthology to be published in early 2008, 1500 to 4K words in length, pays $25.00 per story. They are open to stories about vampires, weres and such, but no ghost stories. Electronic submissions only; more details and guidelines are here.
Norilana Books has an open call for their themed high-end literary, speculative/fantasy/slipstream anthology, Clockwork Phoenix: Tales of Beauty and Strangeness, submission period ends February 1st, 2008. Pays 2 cents per word on acceptance as an advance against royalties, then a pro rata share after earnout plus one contributor copy. Electronic submissions only, see guidelines and details here.
All of the above sub ops were found while rifling through the paying market listings over at Ralan's place.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Not in 2008
I was just over at J.A. Konrath's blog reading this post (thanks to L. for the heads-up). It's all about his and his visitors' goals for 2008. Most of it sounds like very ambitious, worthy stuff.
Over the years I've become a less is more person, especially in regard to my profession. I've trimmed down what I am willing to do as an author to: writing my novels, maintaining PBW, and doing the occasional favor for a reader, colleague, editor or book buyer. Aside from what I do around here, which is infrequent and clumsy at best, I'd say that I'm pretty much through with self-promotion.
And look -- lightning didn't strike me as I typed that. Incredible.
In 2008, I'd like to be the writer who just writes books. If my novels go on to be bestsellers, great. If they don't, that's the way it goes. Maybe the self-promotion advocates are right, and you have to get out there and pimp yourself or you won't get anywhere in this business. But if I ever get "there" I'd like it to be on the strength of the work, not how often or loudly I clamored for everyone to buy it.
No offense to anyone who feels differently, either -- I think self-promotion does have some merit, especially when it's done creatively. And you all are still going to buy Evermore in January, right? Ha.
Let's put a different spin on J.A.'s post -- what are you all not going to do in 2008?
Over the years I've become a less is more person, especially in regard to my profession. I've trimmed down what I am willing to do as an author to: writing my novels, maintaining PBW, and doing the occasional favor for a reader, colleague, editor or book buyer. Aside from what I do around here, which is infrequent and clumsy at best, I'd say that I'm pretty much through with self-promotion.
And look -- lightning didn't strike me as I typed that. Incredible.
In 2008, I'd like to be the writer who just writes books. If my novels go on to be bestsellers, great. If they don't, that's the way it goes. Maybe the self-promotion advocates are right, and you have to get out there and pimp yourself or you won't get anywhere in this business. But if I ever get "there" I'd like it to be on the strength of the work, not how often or loudly I clamored for everyone to buy it.
No offense to anyone who feels differently, either -- I think self-promotion does have some merit, especially when it's done creatively. And you all are still going to buy Evermore in January, right? Ha.
Let's put a different spin on J.A.'s post -- what are you all not going to do in 2008?
Monday, December 03, 2007
Industry Bulb Jokes
Because it's Monday, and I'm sure we all could use a laugh:
Q: How many members of RWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The graphic penetration of the lightbulb into the socket would violate the decency standards of inspirational romance writers, whom the historical and contemporary romance writers don't want to offend and lose their chance at a RITA. No one asks the African American writers, the e-book writers, the paranormal writers and the romantica/erotica writers because, you know, it's not like they write real romance.
Q: How many members of MWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One -- and you, too, can read about how the bulb was smashed and who broke it in the upcoming MWA anthology, And Then There Was Darkness. Only $26.95 at a bookstore near you! [link to podcast, Amazon.com, B&N.com, eBay auctions, Fictionwise, etc.]
Q: How many members of HWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'd rather drink in the dark, thanks.
Q: How many members of SFWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred and thirty-five. Seven on the Lightbulb Appropriate Use Sub-committee, who report to the twelve on the Digital Lightbulb Copyright Act Enforcement committee, appointed by the fifteen on the Sacred Cow Trust Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the five members of the Executive Lightbulb Finance Committee, who place it on the agenda of the eighteen-member Senior Executive Lightbulb Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the twenty-seven member Lightbulb Ethics board, who appoint another twelve-member review committee. If they recommend that the Lightbulb Appropriate Use Sub-committee proceed, a resolution is brought to the Annual Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to supports the changing of a lightbulb, and the membership votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the lightbulb change is passed on to the Sacred Cow Trust Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new lightbulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the twenty-three-member Ethics Committee to make certain that the hardware store has no connection or affiliation whatsoever to HWA or, God forbid, RWA. They report back to the Sacred Cow Trust Board who then commissions the President of SFWA to ask him to make the actual physical change, as long as he's not up for reelection. By then the President discovers that one more lightbulb has burned out, and must put forth another resolution before the membership to explore the necessity of purchasing yet another lightbulb, the specs for which have to be decided by seven members of the Lightbulb Appropriate Use Sub-committee,who report to the twelve on the Digital Lightbulb Copyright Act Enforcement committee . . .
and my personal favorite:
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. Two to hold down the writer.
Help a fellow writer or reader get through Monday -- post a joke in comments.
Q: How many members of RWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The graphic penetration of the lightbulb into the socket would violate the decency standards of inspirational romance writers, whom the historical and contemporary romance writers don't want to offend and lose their chance at a RITA. No one asks the African American writers, the e-book writers, the paranormal writers and the romantica/erotica writers because, you know, it's not like they write real romance.
Q: How many members of MWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One -- and you, too, can read about how the bulb was smashed and who broke it in the upcoming MWA anthology, And Then There Was Darkness. Only $26.95 at a bookstore near you! [link to podcast, Amazon.com, B&N.com, eBay auctions, Fictionwise, etc.]
Q: How many members of HWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'd rather drink in the dark, thanks.
Q: How many members of SFWA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred and thirty-five. Seven on the Lightbulb Appropriate Use Sub-committee, who report to the twelve on the Digital Lightbulb Copyright Act Enforcement committee, appointed by the fifteen on the Sacred Cow Trust Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the five members of the Executive Lightbulb Finance Committee, who place it on the agenda of the eighteen-member Senior Executive Lightbulb Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the twenty-seven member Lightbulb Ethics board, who appoint another twelve-member review committee. If they recommend that the Lightbulb Appropriate Use Sub-committee proceed, a resolution is brought to the Annual Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to supports the changing of a lightbulb, and the membership votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the lightbulb change is passed on to the Sacred Cow Trust Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new lightbulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the twenty-three-member Ethics Committee to make certain that the hardware store has no connection or affiliation whatsoever to HWA or, God forbid, RWA. They report back to the Sacred Cow Trust Board who then commissions the President of SFWA to ask him to make the actual physical change, as long as he's not up for reelection. By then the President discovers that one more lightbulb has burned out, and must put forth another resolution before the membership to explore the necessity of purchasing yet another lightbulb, the specs for which have to be decided by seven members of the Lightbulb Appropriate Use Sub-committee,who report to the twelve on the Digital Lightbulb Copyright Act Enforcement committee . . .
and my personal favorite:
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. Two to hold down the writer.
Help a fellow writer or reader get through Monday -- post a joke in comments.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
PW'd
How to get the fifth book in your vampire fiction series reviewed by Publishers Weekly, after they ignore the first four:
PW Editor (looking at paperback bestseller list): Who's this?
PW BSL List Compiler: Have no idea.
Editor: Never heard of her. Her novel hit #12 on our bestseller list?
Compiler: Yup.
Editor: How the hell did that happen?
Compiler: Search me.
Editor: We must have reviewed one of the earlier books in the series.
Compiler: Nope.
Editor: Where's her web site?
Compiler: She doesn't have one.
Editor: Fine, what's her next con appearance?
Compiler: She doesn't go to conventions.
Editor: The next booksigning?
Compiler: She doesn't have signings.
Editor: Do we have a photo of this ninny, at least?
Compiler: A really old one from 1998. It's kind of dusty, though, and someone folded it before they put it in the file so there's like this big ass ugly crease running across her nose.
Editor: Jesus Christ. What if she hits our bestseller list again?
Compiler: We could review the next book. You know. Act like we're cool about it.
Editor: All right, get someone on it. Don't give her any stars, though, and make sure they put "tepid" and "distractingly" in the review. This whole thing might just be a one-time fluke.
Compiler: You got it.
PW Editor (looking at paperback bestseller list): Who's this?
PW BSL List Compiler: Have no idea.
Editor: Never heard of her. Her novel hit #12 on our bestseller list?
Compiler: Yup.
Editor: How the hell did that happen?
Compiler: Search me.
Editor: We must have reviewed one of the earlier books in the series.
Compiler: Nope.
Editor: Where's her web site?
Compiler: She doesn't have one.
Editor: Fine, what's her next con appearance?
Compiler: She doesn't go to conventions.
Editor: The next booksigning?
Compiler: She doesn't have signings.
Editor: Do we have a photo of this ninny, at least?
Compiler: A really old one from 1998. It's kind of dusty, though, and someone folded it before they put it in the file so there's like this big ass ugly crease running across her nose.
Editor: Jesus Christ. What if she hits our bestseller list again?
Compiler: We could review the next book. You know. Act like we're cool about it.
Editor: All right, get someone on it. Don't give her any stars, though, and make sure they put "tepid" and "distractingly" in the review. This whole thing might just be a one-time fluke.
Compiler: You got it.
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Palm Ten
Ten Things for Your Palm OS Device
Freeware caution: always scan free downloads of anything for bugs and other threats before dumping the programs into your hard drive.
1. Jazzyhat Lee's 1year will show you the entire calendar year (including holidays and your tagged days) in one shot; great for getting a fast handle of what's ahead for the year. (59KB)
2. Maxilaris.com's ClickClock is simple, uncluttered and clean -- just a clock, and nothing but a clock -- which is useful for those of us who simply want to see how late we are for whatever. (9KB)
3. Steve Held's ClipboardDoc turns the text on your system's Clipboard into a .doc file with a single click. (63KB)
4. Handcase's Handwriter is an "editor of long texts with resources of organization of texts in folder and alphabetical order - A to Z or Z to A." (64KB)
5. Life As I See It is a simple but powerful daily journaling program. (30KB)
6. Andrew Low's List is a simple database program that works on all Palm devices; has third party companion programs available, too. (96KB)
7. Max Vlasov's ReadThemAll freeware is an auto-scrolling document reader for Palm-powered handhelds. (34KB)
8. GMPSoft.com's rheaDER is a "free Palm PDA eBook reader. Easy-to-use and supporting multiple eBook databases it is an extremely handy reading tool while on the go." (389KB)
9. Peter Thorstenson describes his tejpWriter 3.50 freeware as "a text editor for writers on the move . . . Now with integrated viewer of formatted text, a virtually unlimited clipboard, a 32 steps Undo, thumbboard, version control, external keyboard support, word count meter, typing rate meter, AES encryption, HTML 4.01 export." (394KB)
10. Roderick Young's Zdocj is a simple text editor freeware for DOC-format files. Good for editing chapters, short stories, blog posts, and other short pieces (48KB; does not work on all Palm devices.)
All of the above links were found while snooping around at FreewarePalm.com.
Freeware caution: always scan free downloads of anything for bugs and other threats before dumping the programs into your hard drive.
1. Jazzyhat Lee's 1year will show you the entire calendar year (including holidays and your tagged days) in one shot; great for getting a fast handle of what's ahead for the year. (59KB)
2. Maxilaris.com's ClickClock is simple, uncluttered and clean -- just a clock, and nothing but a clock -- which is useful for those of us who simply want to see how late we are for whatever. (9KB)
3. Steve Held's ClipboardDoc turns the text on your system's Clipboard into a .doc file with a single click. (63KB)
4. Handcase's Handwriter is an "editor of long texts with resources of organization of texts in folder and alphabetical order - A to Z or Z to A." (64KB)
5. Life As I See It is a simple but powerful daily journaling program. (30KB)
6. Andrew Low's List is a simple database program that works on all Palm devices; has third party companion programs available, too. (96KB)
7. Max Vlasov's ReadThemAll freeware is an auto-scrolling document reader for Palm-powered handhelds. (34KB)
8. GMPSoft.com's rheaDER is a "free Palm PDA eBook reader. Easy-to-use and supporting multiple eBook databases it is an extremely handy reading tool while on the go." (389KB)
9. Peter Thorstenson describes his tejpWriter 3.50 freeware as "a text editor for writers on the move . . . Now with integrated viewer of formatted text, a virtually unlimited clipboard, a 32 steps Undo, thumbboard, version control, external keyboard support, word count meter, typing rate meter, AES encryption, HTML 4.01 export." (394KB)
10. Roderick Young's Zdocj is a simple text editor freeware for DOC-format files. Good for editing chapters, short stories, blog posts, and other short pieces (48KB; does not work on all Palm devices.)
All of the above links were found while snooping around at FreewarePalm.com.
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