Wednesday, April 01, 2015

New Venture

I admit, since becoming a full-time writer for hire I have been keeping a lot of secrets. Occupational hazard, I guess, but never worry -- I'm doing quite well as a ghost writer. In addition to being employed full-time since October, I have been building a list of terrific clients, and recently landed a series project that will keep me a very happy scribe for the next couple of months. I've also been working on a franchise project that I think is going to change things for the better around here.

Yes, change is inevitable, but this one is almost imperative. PBW has always been about the fun of writing, and I think we need more of that. The problem is that writers are always so isolated and serious and forever wrestling our demons and whatnot that we forget to set aside some happy us-time. It's depressing. We need to get out and hang together and forget about all that editing and characterization stuff. I mean really, who needs to spend five hours deciding to go with Courier New or Times New Roman, or if Jessica should have violet-rimmed emerald green eyes, or soulful chocolate brown with just a hint of amber-tangerine sparkle?

To bring more writers together and promote the good times we should be having I am opening a chain of publishing study centers where we can commune over the really important stuff. I'm also revamping the blog to promote my new venture. Here's a sneak peek at the new banner:

Yes, from this day on PBW will stand for what writers really need: Pizza, Beer, and Wings. Because this is the ultimate triumvirate; the cure for every single one of our writing problems. Can't figure out if you're writing an urban or epic fantasy? Come down and have a large pepperoni with extra cheese. A pitcher of our fabulous house ale can cure any rejection woes and could help you compose an interesting thanks-for-bouncing-me-bitch reply. And for that writer friend of yours who just got the six figure contract for their debut novel we recommend a double order of our new ghost pepper extra-hellish wings (which can also be shipped to the ingrate in one of our Punishment/Preparation congrats basket.)

I know, you're all saying "Why didn't I think of this?"

Everyone excited? So am I. But you do know what day it is, right?

Image Credits: The real Pizza Beer & Wings


  1. Awww, I wish it were true. Aside from the impossibility of physically connecting people spread out over the globe, a think a writers' joint with pizza and beer would be an awesome place to hang out.

  2. I wish it were true--at least the hanging out with pizza part.

  3. If it works on the web the way it does in real life, then Pizza, Beer, and Wings will definitely enlarge your online presence. :P

  4. I really liked that idea .... and keep forgetting the date - doh!

  5. I'll have whatever's on tap...and a nice plate of those wings, hold the hellfire sauce. ;D

  6. All I could think the whole time I was reading it was "why isn't this real? Why isn't this real?" :D


Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.