Since Spring has (almost) arrived I thought I'd spruce up the blog with some new colors. See what you think of these:
Ten Things I'd Like To Do Once I Finish This Deadline
Dye my hair this color. I've gotten over my hatred of it, and I think the shade would be very attractive on me.
Change my name to Pink II to match my new do.
Become Pink's roadie. My new name will make me a shoe-in for the job.
Brush up on Pink's music, too, since I've never actually heard it except that one aerobics commercial. How bad could it be, right?
Find my bottle of chocolate-covered Valium, just in case the music isn't all that.
Assume the job is going to be pretty bad and move to Tibet instead.
Have wild monkey sex with a friendly but nearsighted Abominable Snowman.
Not worry about having a deadline ever again because I'll be too tired from all the sex to write.
Make lots of quilts so Abominable and I can stay warm and cozy in the ice cave.
See if I think up something else to drive all my visitors crazy. You do know what day it is, right?
Monday, April 01, 2013
Spruce Me Ten
Posted by the author at 12:00 AM
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Ack. April fool's day pain!!! Those colors made my eyes hurt LOL!ReplyDelete
It's hard coming up with new jokes to pull on you guys every year (although I must say, the one post I did that was backwards and upside down was much harder to read than this. Ha.)Delete
Clever! And a happy April Fool's day to you all.ReplyDelete
Just a side comment, I really like Pink's music. She has a fine voice under the attitude.
I've always liked her style (what little I've seen of it.) I also liked reading recently that she reached out to comfort a distressed child in the audience at one of her concerts. That's worth buying an album and test driving her music.Delete
.... I'm giving you my teenager's patented 'seriously' look right now. O.OReplyDelete
I will see your teenager's seriously look and raise you a muffled groan of "Mooooooooom." Ha.Delete
Happy April's Fool Day.ReplyDelete
Belated but back at you, Sandy.Delete
Good one. Though I'm still blowing my nose after snorting coffee when I read the Abominable Snowman part...too funny. ;DReplyDelete
One day I'm going to write Abominable Snowman erotica. I bet I could do a pretty good job of it, too.Delete
Your post is illegible. I must be going blind!ReplyDelete
Someone once asked if I had a man in my life like one of my heroes. I told her that, if I did, I'd be too busy chasing him around the bedroom to write.
I have a little problem like that with my guy, Marilynn. The nice thing is that he's slowing down with age so more often than not I actually catch him now.Delete
The pink really threw me. I'd forgotten what day it was and had a very confusing 5 minutes on the internet before the penny dropped.ReplyDelete
Lol. Yes, pink not my color still. Working on it, though.Delete