I have to go under the knife in a couple of hours for a minor, non-life-threatening procedure that, if all goes well, will ruin my elegantly rolling gait and my best shot at getting a job at the Ministry of Silly Walks.
I would have told you all about this, but I never know how to bring up the topic. By the way, they're cutting me open next week seems so blunt, and Mommy's going to visit the place where the doctors work doesn't even work on my kids. Also, I was hoping to get out of it for a few more weeks, but my loved ones ganged up on me and started threatening me with things like wheelchairs and robotic limbs.
I'll check back in a day or two; whenever they let me out of bed or leave so I can sneak out. Don't worry, I'll be fine, and if by some astronomical chance I'm not, I'm leaving the weblog to my cats. Be nice to them.
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Get better soon! I've been under the knife a few times in my life for knee things so if it's something to do with that you have my sympathies (you have them anyway).
ReplyDeleteHey, good luck.
ReplyDeleteI had an op myself a little while ago so I know where your head probably is right now.
Take care of yourself, don't try to do too much too soon afterwards, just focus on getting over the procedure.
You'll be fine.
Darren.
Good luck, S.
ReplyDeleteWe'll be looking for some amusing stories, ala Pam Ayres poem Me Op.
In the meantime, rest up; and you can always get a job at the Ministry of Nearly Silly Walks But Got Fixed.
Best of luck, may your op go a damn sight better than mine has ;}#
ReplyDeleteSending tons of positive thoughts that things go well. Take care of yourself.
ReplyDeleteMarie
Sending hugs and prayers your way!
ReplyDeleteI wish you a swift recovery and hope your proceedure surpasses your expectations.
ReplyDeleteJulieB
Praying for a smooth procedure and quick recovery!
ReplyDeleteYour family is right, take care of yourself. You're in my thoughts and prayers.
ReplyDeleteMake friends with the nurses. They have all the real power.
ReplyDeleteBut you probably know that already.
Heal fast, with minimal scarring. We'll miss you like crazy.
Selah
Hope everything went well, PBW
ReplyDeleteGet well soon! Best wishes.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck. Hope all goes well.
ReplyDeleteGood luck and best wishes for a speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteGet well soon PBW. And don't worry about your cats. :) We'll be nice to them. Really.
ReplyDeleteI managed to dodge the knife with my shoulder/arm thing. I'm sorry you didn't. I hope things go well and you're well soon. Take care of yourself. :)
ReplyDeleteGet well and come back soon. You'll be missed, although the cats are a good choice ;o).
ReplyDeleteBest Wishes,
Pencilone
We already miss you! :)
ReplyDeletePlease take care and get well soon
MicheleL
Prayers and wishes coming your way for a fast recovery!!
ReplyDeleteWishing you a speedy recovery, and lots of good books to read while you're laid up. Hurry back!
ReplyDeleteSending good healing energy your way.
ReplyDeletebest regards,
Lisa
I'll be sending you good thoughts. Take care of yourself!
ReplyDeleteJLB
Good Luck, take care, and many wishes for a speedy and easy recovery!
ReplyDeleteugh... sorry to hear. hope all goes well.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Best of luck with the op, and here's wishing you a speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Surgery. Only time I went under the knife was for an incarcerated umbilical hernia. I was under the influence of so much demerol, I could scarcely give consent; and before I knew it, I'd woken up with an innie! Hope your experience is as positive as mine.
ReplyDeleteMedical story contest at my place, by the way ;) This should be a piece of cake for you, Sheila!
Oops. I mean my place, not that old frog's place.
ReplyDeleteIt seems everyone's said it already, but wishing you the best for a speedy recovery. Hopefully Stuart's op has used up all the bad karma for this month and everyone else will be just fine...
ReplyDeleteHere's praying for an easy procedure and recovery. Good luck with it.
ReplyDeleteI had my first surgery at the beginning of this month, wisdom teeth, and I always send good vibes now when I hear anybody's got to go near anastesia. >.<
Jess
Big Hugs and sending you thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery.
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