It's very funny card, sincerely (also looks like her back is broken, too, doesn't it?), but that's not a human rogue. That's a mage. And rogues don't get marksmanship, that's a hunter tree. Anyone who plays World of Warcraft will probably laugh at this card for reasons you didn't consider. But screw them!
Oh, can I please have the name of your surgeon or magician because there's no way those babies are real! Either that or what company makes that wonderbra???
Mackan wrote: Did you make this yourself or is there some sort of generator out there?
I wish I could say this was mine, but one of my more artistic readers sent the card to me, and very graciously gave me permission to post it. I'm not familiar with the card template or the game it belongs to, but one of the other commenters identified it as World of Warcraft.
freakin brilliant. imagine if all writers had collectible RPG cards that they gave out at signings, conventions, etc, and those became part of an elaborate game readers played... and then wrote fan fiction about it!
The first line is classic. Truly classic. The rest is so you. *ggg*
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!
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ReplyDeleteWow! Sooo funny and creative!
ReplyDeleteDid you make this yourself or is there some sort of generator out there?
It's very funny card, sincerely (also looks like her back is broken, too, doesn't it?), but that's not a human rogue. That's a mage. And rogues don't get marksmanship, that's a hunter tree. Anyone who plays World of Warcraft will probably laugh at this card for reasons you didn't consider. But screw them!
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I want one. Much cooler than my boring business cards!
ReplyDeleteOh that's NICE. And hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a self portrait, is it???
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OMG, that was too funny (and I love what you've done with your hair). :)
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ReplyDeleteThat WAS you I saw on American Gladiator.
OMG LOVE IT! You gave me my first laugh of the morning! And I don't laugh in the mornings before I drink my coffee!
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ROFL. Too funny. Love every bit of it. =oD
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Works for me!
ReplyDeleteGreat image choices, ROTFLMBO text.
In the long-lived words of Blinkin', the family's loyal blind servant: "You grew some nice boobs, though...."
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing she has to lean back that way to support what's in front.
ReplyDelete*offers fire extinguisher level 2*
I can see you've been doing your crunches. Nice abs!
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely awesome. LMAO!!
Would you be able to reupload willing and wanted. When I try to look at them it says file damaged. Any assistance would be appreciated. thanks
ReplyDeleteOh, can I please have the name of your surgeon or magician because there's no way those babies are real! Either that or what company makes that wonderbra???
ReplyDeleteLove the card :)
ROTFLOL Love it!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! You are just too awesome for words sometimes. ;)
ReplyDeleteKudos for taking marketing inspiration from your son's Yu-Gi-Oh cards. ;D
Mackan wrote: Did you make this yourself or is there some sort of generator out there?
ReplyDeleteI wish I could say this was mine, but one of my more artistic readers sent the card to me, and very graciously gave me permission to post it. I'm not familiar with the card template or the game it belongs to, but one of the other commenters identified it as World of Warcraft.
BJ wrote: That's not a self portrait, is it???
ReplyDeleteOnly if you're a legally blind person looking in my general direction during a full solar eclipse.
Anonymous wrote: Would you be able to reupload willing and wanted. When I try to look at them it says file damaged.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry the .pdf download didn't work for you. You can also read online (and download, if you'd like) these stories over at my Scribd document page.
ROFL that is too funny.
ReplyDeletethat is AWESOME. I totally want one. :D
ReplyDeleteHey, love the breast-plate. Do they have an enhancer model?
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freakin brilliant. imagine if all writers had collectible RPG cards that they gave out at signings, conventions, etc, and those became part of an elaborate game readers played... and then wrote fan fiction about it!
ReplyDeleteoh, i love it.
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