Upfront disclaimer: the generator does produce some laughably weird names, such as Marquis with a Mouth of Fire Who Inherited the Canyon of Frost (so much for his inheritance) and Frozen Monk with Lips of Emerald (where is Isabelle Allende when we need her?) But it also came up with some pretty neat stuff, too, like Duchess of the Silver Knife and Uniform of Dreaming (the latter not really being a name at all, but a terrific story starter.)
Here's a list of some other interesting weird names I generated:
The Illuminated Knight
Bow of Silence
Profane Spear
Singer in the Misery (there's the title I want for my biography)
The Astral Official
Bracers of Fire
The Screaming Walker
Chime of the Vault
The Crazed Courtesan
Winter of the Shrine
Also, some of the more ridiculous weird names had interesting story concepts incorporated in them that you might be able to use once you weed out the silly stuff, i.e.:
The one that really made me laugh and would make a killer chick-lit story idea or title: Princess Orientation.
If you have a chance, head over and play with the Weird Name generator, and post what you think would make a great name, title or story idea in comments.
The generator came up with some whoppers. There were few I thought worthwhile:
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Circlet of the Legendary Pit
Haunted Impostor
Where do you get these sites names??
Bishop of Grace
ReplyDeleteBlack Shield (I could totally see this as a black ops sorta thing)
The Benevolent Storm
The Third Murderer (great for a mystery-intrigue)
I've had some superbly crazy ones, but this is one of the more 'sensible' titles/story ideas that came up:
ReplyDeleteThe Innocent Red Dreamer
I'm writing a novel that involves dreams, so anything like this fires my imagination. Great link, thanks! :)
Ooh... Another one I love:
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Steel Nanny with Lips of Ruby Who Feeds in the Cairn of Tears
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Chief Who Abandoned the Grotto - Santa anyone?
The Tenth Nun Nursed by the Mystic Shrine
Czarina , with Teeth of Topaz and the Garnet Thurible
The Eighth Ancient Duke That Destroyed the Vortex of Pestilence and is Nursed by Dreams - that's just a story outline really
Astral Battle - could be a good title
Raiment of Shadow - I like this one too
The Wicked Queen - it's been done
Oh! And this one:
ReplyDeleteInfernal Gigolo Blessed by Always
The Drunken Ethereal Seeker is destined to be #1 on the NYT list!
ReplyDeleteThe Sadistic Despicable Lover -- That one made me laugh at first and then became oddly intriguing. I don't know that I'd use it for a title, but I could see myself writing a character around that description.
ReplyDeleteThose ARE good! I like Princess Orientation too. Thanks for the head's up on this. I may use it to come up with prompts for my writing.
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Blessed Pike
ReplyDeleteDuke with Lips of Aquamarine Who Oversees the Steel Church
The Outlaw That Obtains Time
The Third Illuminated Princess in the Memories- if she got together with the illuminated knight, would their kids glow in the dark? :)
The Unknown Joker
King Elegence
Damn, now I want to write the books that go with The Crystal Citadel and Tower of Silence. Could be the first two books in a Fantasy trilogy.
ReplyDeleteThe Haunted Castle or The Silver Halls could be book 3. :)
>>The Astral Official
ReplyDeleteI'm such a perv I read that and saw The Astral Orifice *blush*
Cursed Shadows
Eternal Lies
Marquessa Silver Gauntlet
The Bloodstained Princess (code for the Billionaires Royal Mistress)
The Sixth Hermit Who Seals the Archivist
The Third Bloody Sultanna That Endures Blasphemy
ReplyDeleteThe Sultan of Hell
Desecrated Minister with an Eye of Gold
I was entertained by "Crown of Silence". Could have potential, maybe?
ReplyDeleteBut the best one was "The Innocent Archivist in Combat". Whether you shorten it or not!
These name generators always remind me of Simon Green's Nightside books, he always has THE BEST names and titles for his characters.
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the Nightingale
Love his books.
Lynn, here's another one for your Evil Procrastunation Tools .... erm, Fun Generators list.
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Child of Autumn???
ReplyDeleteThird name, fits with mii story...
Kind of :P
If only it had a Surname generator...
I need one :P