Among the many fine auction items to benefit Larissa Ione, there's now a manuscript critique by me available for bid.
Why should you spend your hard-earned dollars to rent me? Well, Larissa genuinely needs the assistance, and helping out another writer is kind of our motto around here. As for my qualifications, I've published a few things here and there, and not to be conceited or anything, but I believe I can offer you a pretty decent crit.
Plus if your critted work is published, I get to lord it over all the other authors. They really hate that, too.
To sweeten the deal, I will send the winning bidder a Windows or Mac-compatible copy of my favorite writing software, Thinkmap's Visual Thesaurus.
So, what are you waiting for? Go, bid.