Thursday, September 22, 2005

Faux Pass

Speaking of reviewers, here's another honest soul. (shamelessly nipped the link from Jon Hansen.)

2 comments:

  1. There's some seriously funny stuff there.

    I'm not saying it's not subversive, mind you, but it's funny.

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  2. oh thank you, pbw!

    philosophy beauty products have been a rant-point around here--the mary kay for coffeehouse types. ("yes, you can belong with the best people! and release your inner beauty too by smearing this goop on your face!!!") and he got it all in this wonderful review --

    FANTABULOUSNESSMENTCHANTMENT!, September 18, 2005
    Reviewer: J.E. Swearingen - See all my reviews
    I LOVE COFFEESHOPS!

    Sorry, just had to get that out there. From how cute everyone is dressed, to dark colors and wood-grain, to the sound of ten laptops all going at once, every part of the coffeeshop experience is just MAGICAL to me. This shampoo brings that right into MY OWN HOME!

    I also like to use Pretension Honey Scone Body Wash, some Deep Conversation Buttermilk Hornrimmed Glasses Face Soap, and Pretend-Like-You're-Employed Lonely Businesman Masturbating to Barrista Hair Pomade. These products all "do it to it!"

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