I am not here today; I am a filigree of your imagination. But so you that have something other than my non-presence to amuse you:
Write your own captions for the Dark Knight and his sidekick with the Batman and Robin Comic Generator.
Take some verse, turn it into images with Flickr Poet.
Everyone should have at least one Obamicon Poster.
And if that doesn't entertain you, by all means, Romance Novel Yourself.
All of these very cool generators were found over at my one stop on the web for all kinds of online toys and fun, The Generator Blog.