You have a magical business card that will appear in the hand of every editor in publishing tomorrow. It lists your name or pseudonym and your contact information. There is also just enough room for a single sentence of fifteen words or less, i.e.:
Paperback Writer
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
So what's the line on your magical business card say?
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Science Fiction with NUTS.
ReplyDeleteWritten Words For All Occasions. Clowns Extra.
ReplyDeleteIn God I trust. All others pay cash.
ReplyDeleteStill my favorite line.
A picture of me swinging a sword and laptop. Strapline reads: "Hack (and slay) writer."
ReplyDeleteEvery age has its dragons
ReplyDeleteProbably not...
ReplyDeleteGood, fast, and cheap: Pick two.
And definitely not...
If you can read this, you can read my manuscript.
Yeah, some things are just better left unsaid.
Will write for chocolate.
ReplyDeleteThere's enough reality in real life
ReplyDeleteBe glad you aren't my characters.
ReplyDeleteIn Writing as in Life: Skipping the boring parts.
ReplyDeleteJ.A. Coppinger
ReplyDelete"The harder I work, the luckier I get"
Tracy Sharp:
ReplyDeleteSharp shooter. Willing to shoot anyone on the page. Will also blow stuff up.
Specializing in varying degrees of abnormality since the '70's.
ReplyDeleteRaine Weaver.
ReplyDeleteHarder. Deeper. Faster.
Darker.
Scott Oden
ReplyDeleteHistorical Fiction: We bring dead folks to life.
motorboating thru life leaving a wake of weird
ReplyDeleteLove it, PBW! Here's mine...
ReplyDeleteGet out of ‘slush-pile’ free card!
Sexy story and witty dialogue guaranteed. Sarcastic humor optional.
Card:
ReplyDeleteNothing beats hard work, hard boiled eggs or cold hard cash - except Who hash.
Beauty isn't everything
ReplyDeleteThere are some great lines here. My contribution:
ReplyDeleteJaye Patrick
Bringing imaginary friends to life... and torturing them.
FYI, the word verification is: tzenn.
I'd say given the deep thought given to some of these tags that they are all very... tzenn.
Reality is for those who can't face speculative fiction.
ReplyDeletePoetry--not just for breakfast anymore.
ReplyDeleteCompleting Sentences, One Word at a Time.
ReplyDeleteoooooohhhhh... i like this one...
ReplyDeleteReality is for those who can't face speculative fiction.
These must all be good because they're making me check out the writers' sites -- m g tarquini's rocks.
ReplyDeleteI'd write something random like "bring on the chickens" and then cancel the order for the cards.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kate. I'm blushing.
ReplyDeleteDreaming In Rhyme
ReplyDeleteMichaela
ReplyDelete"If you want sanity, it's gonna cost ya extra."
Dragons Gather
ReplyDeleteThis is funny. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy line:
Going the wrong way for all the right reasons
;)
Hmm...Ding, dong the witch is dead and I killed her.
ReplyDeleteNo probably not. No one said I was witty. ;-P
Spaced beyond the margins
ReplyDeleteForgive me for not being the most original kid on the block, I must use a quote! :p
ReplyDelete"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." (Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H)