Since Spring has (almost) arrived I thought I'd spruce up the blog with some new colors. See what you think of these:
Ten Things I'd Like To Do Once I Finish This Deadline
Dye my hair this color. I've gotten over my hatred of it, and I think the shade would be very attractive on me.
Change my name to Pink II to match my new do.
Become Pink's roadie. My new name will make me a shoe-in for the job.
Brush up on Pink's music, too, since I've never actually heard it except that one aerobics commercial. How bad could it be, right?
Find my bottle of chocolate-covered Valium, just in case the music isn't all that.
Assume the job is going to be pretty bad and move to Tibet instead.
Have wild monkey sex with a friendly but nearsighted Abominable Snowman.
Not worry about having a deadline ever again because I'll be too tired from all the sex to write.
Make lots of quilts so Abominable and I can stay warm and cozy in the ice cave.
See if I think up something else to drive all my visitors crazy. You do know what day it is, right?