The winners of the PBWisms contest are:
Funniest: Trace, for nailing me and my constant speeding:
"I brainstormed, outlined and wrote my newest upcoming release today. That makes 47 for the year, which isn't bad, considering that it's only July. But I think I'll really have to buckle down and get cracking from now on. I'm adding a few more genres after all, and these books won't write themselves, will they?"
Most Unlikely: Darlene Ryan, who zeroed in on the one thing I will never, ever do again:
"In comments write your suggestion for the design of a bookmark for my upcoming release, Evermore. 10,000 copies of the winning design will be printed."
Best in Contest: Bonnie R., who may impersonate me whenever she likes:
"I went out to the porch this morning and found the Borg had moved into our birdhouse. Now I want the chick-eating snakes back."
Ladies, please send your bookwish and your ship-to address to LynnViehl@aol.com so I can get your selection and your surprise out to you, and thanks to everyone who joined in.