Five Reasons Why the Best Writers Come from Joren
1. When we're not talking, we need something to do with our hands.
2. Our HouseClans come to every one of our booksignings.
3. If you don't buy our books, we won't pilot your ships.
4. We are not afraid of traitorous humanoids, raiding reptilian slavers, or death. Publishing? Is a walk in the park.
5. If you insult our novels, we will declare you ClanKill, eviscerate you alive, and use your steaming entrails to decorate the threshold to our homes. So, would you like an ARC?
Tied to the Tracks by Rosina Lippi. July 3, 2007. ISBN: 0425215326
"[This] is a hilarious, smart, sexy novel with a heart of gold." -- Susan Wiggs
"[Lippi] turns her buoyant creative talents to the romantic comedy genre with an effervescent tale of a trio of offbeat Yankee filmmakers plunked down deep in the heart of Dixie." -- Booklist
Read an excerpt. (Adobe Reader required)| Watch the book trailer
You can find Tied to the Tracks at Amazon , Barnes & Nobel, Borders, Powells, or at your local independent bookseller.
This meme has been entered in the Tied to the Tracks contest, originating on Rosina Lippi's Storytelling2 weblog. If you'd like to enter the BUCKS & BOOKS meme contest, get the rules here.
Hilarious :) And now I need to know more about Joren.
ReplyDelete#5 is way too funny to read this early in the morning. I could wake up the baby. Must check out the meme rules, this looks fun.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, that's too funny, Lynn. I did one too, it was a fun meme.
ReplyDeleteI love number 5. Although I came close to choking when I read it.
ReplyDeleteAh, the dangers of reading PBW at work.