I'm putting together new ideas for upcoming blog posts. Here are the ones I've scratched off the list:
Anonymous Publishing Bloggers Identified -- The Ultimate Expose -- yeah, that'll make me all kinds of new friends
First Ammendment, Free Speech, It's for Everyone! Except Published Authors -- hate mail potential in the red ranges
If You Want Everyone to Like You, Get a Job in a Brothel -- can't work in a tactful blowjob analogy. Is there such a thing as a tactful blowjob analogy?
Inspirational Paranormals: The Next Big Trend -- will probably start it for real
Pissing Contests Don't Make Your Backlist Look Longer -- mean
Stepford Lips: Bestselling Authors Who All Wear the Same Hideous Red Lipstick -- maybe they're all colorblind, or nearsighted, or something
The Importance of Not Being Earnest -- can't take it seriously
You've Gone to Like 5000 Writing Workshops, Am I Right? -- whoa, very mean
Your Guest Blogger Sucks -- but she's your mom, and I respect that
I'll figure out something else, I guess. In the meantime, any questions for me this week?
Added: Our pal Simon Haynes is celebrating turning in the draft for his third Hal Spacejock novel by giving away ten copies of the first novel in the series, Hal Spacejock. This is a great chance to get a signed copy, so definitely check it out.