I'm very pleased to announce that we have a new
horror cover for my next novel, and it's absolutely a career
landmine landmark:
I would love to hear your opinions of it, but before you comment I'd like to point out some of the ways in which it's going to
ruin my life help create buzz for the new series. While I
have considered killing myself over haven't always fared so well with pink covers in the past, I think this one
is worse has so much more potential to create buzz. You won't find this particular shade of pink on
anyone's just anyone's novel, you know. In fact I think it's destined to become my personal
cover art curse career trademark color.
The authentic Victorian-era model used to depict my protagonist is also
tragic a thoughtful and provocative choice, especially considering her
physical and mental disabilities striking appearance. Very few ladies can pull off
looking like a loon wearing a top hat. I applaud the art department for reaching out to
the local mental institution modeling community to find such a special
lunatic lady.
I'm also utterly
appalled enraptured by the new title chosen for my story; I think it will completely
mislead reassure readers as to the
compulsory sex scenes romantic content of the story. Romance readers, you no longer have to fear the
appropriate troubling genre label of urban fantasy or steampunk on my books; as the title
screams suggests it's all about the love.
And if any doubts about the new cover linger in your mind, you might want to check the date. Yep, gotcha!
Original image credit:
Izismile.com
It's gorgeous, Dahling.
ReplyDeleteSee? I knew you were a fan of pink covers!
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fool's Day to you too - way too funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd a very happy April Fool's day to you too! It was the pink that screamed at me ..
ReplyDeleteI'm very upset about your tom foolery!!! I was so looking forward to a more reserved novel in the Disenchanted & Company series!! The cover alone suggested that it would be a good one and you went and pulled the old 'April Fools' joke. tsk tsk Lynn Viehl!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read this, especially as I totally love Lucien...!!! (Good one...still grinning) ;D
ReplyDeleteOh thank God...
ReplyDeleteIt is April 1.
Whew.
LOL!! That's a hoot!
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