Tuesday, April 01, 2014

New Cover Art

I'm very pleased to announce that we have a new horror cover for my next novel, and it's absolutely a career landmine landmark:

I would love to hear your opinions of it, but before you comment I'd like to point out some of the ways in which it's going to ruin my life help create buzz for the new series. While I have considered killing myself over haven't always fared so well with pink covers in the past, I think this one is worse has so much more potential to create buzz. You won't find this particular shade of pink on anyone's just anyone's novel, you know. In fact I think it's destined to become my personal cover art curse career trademark color.

The authentic Victorian-era model used to depict my protagonist is also tragic a thoughtful and provocative choice, especially considering her physical and mental disabilities striking appearance. Very few ladies can pull off looking like a loon wearing a top hat. I applaud the art department for reaching out to the local mental institution modeling community to find such a special lunatic lady.

I'm also utterly appalled enraptured by the new title chosen for my story; I think it will completely mislead reassure readers as to the compulsory sex scenes romantic content of the story. Romance readers, you no longer have to fear the appropriate troubling genre label of urban fantasy or steampunk on my books; as the title screams suggests it's all about the love.

And if any doubts about the new cover linger in your mind, you might want to check the date. Yep, gotcha!

Original image credit: Izismile.com


  1. It's gorgeous, Dahling.

  2. See? I knew you were a fan of pink covers!

  3. Happy April Fool's Day to you too - way too funny!

  4. Fran K8:57 AM

    And a very happy April Fool's day to you too! It was the pink that screamed at me ..

  5. Carla Lewis10:33 AM

    I'm very upset about your tom foolery!!! I was so looking forward to a more reserved novel in the Disenchanted & Company series!! The cover alone suggested that it would be a good one and you went and pulled the old 'April Fools' joke. tsk tsk Lynn Viehl!!

  6. Can't wait to read this, especially as I totally love Lucien...!!! (Good one...still grinning) ;D

  7. Oh thank God...
    It is April 1.

  8. LOL!! That's a hoot!