Saturday, February 02, 2008

PBW Finally Gets a Business Card

Does this girdle make my hips look big?

30 comments:

Jordan Summers said...

The first line is classic. Truly classic. The rest is so you. *ggg*

Gina Black said...

Love it.

cherylp said...

ROFLMAO!

Nonny said...

<3!

Mackan said...

Wow! Sooo funny and creative!

Did you make this yourself or is there some sort of generator out there?

Just Passing Through said...

It's very funny card, sincerely (also looks like her back is broken, too, doesn't it?), but that's not a human rogue. That's a mage. And rogues don't get marksmanship, that's a hunter tree. Anyone who plays World of Warcraft will probably laugh at this card for reasons you didn't consider. But screw them!

Angela James said...

Ohhh, I want one. Much cooler than my boring business cards!

Dawn_Montgomery said...

Oh that's NICE. And hilarious.

BJ Steeves said...

That's not a self portrait, is it???

:-)

Ann said...

OMG, that was too funny (and I love what you've done with your hair). :)

Shawn Hansen said...

OMG!

That WAS you I saw on American Gladiator.

battlekitty said...

OMG LOVE IT! You gave me my first laugh of the morning! And I don't laugh in the mornings before I drink my coffee!
Tami
Jacksonville

B.E. Sanderson said...

ROFL. Too funny. Love every bit of it. =oD

Lainey said...

Awesome! Works for me!
Great image choices, ROTFLMBO text.

GutterBall said...

In the long-lived words of Blinkin', the family's loyal blind servant: "You grew some nice boobs, though...."

BuffySquirrel said...

I'm guessing she has to lean back that way to support what's in front.

*offers fire extinguisher level 2*

bran fan said...

I can see you've been doing your crunches. Nice abs!

raine said...

Awesome.
Absolutely awesome. LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Would you be able to reupload willing and wanted. When I try to look at them it says file damaged. Any assistance would be appreciated. thanks

Mary2 said...

Oh, can I please have the name of your surgeon or magician because there's no way those babies are real! Either that or what company makes that wonderbra???

Love the card :)

Tammy said...

ROTFLOL Love it!

Lleeo said...

Bwahahaha! You are just too awesome for words sometimes. ;)

Kudos for taking marketing inspiration from your son's Yu-Gi-Oh cards. ;D

Lynn Viehl said...

Mackan wrote: Did you make this yourself or is there some sort of generator out there?

I wish I could say this was mine, but one of my more artistic readers sent the card to me, and very graciously gave me permission to post it. I'm not familiar with the card template or the game it belongs to, but one of the other commenters identified it as World of Warcraft.

Lynn Viehl said...

BJ wrote: That's not a self portrait, is it???

Only if you're a legally blind person looking in my general direction during a full solar eclipse.

Lynn Viehl said...

Anonymous wrote: Would you be able to reupload willing and wanted. When I try to look at them it says file damaged.

I'm sorry the .pdf download didn't work for you. You can also read online (and download, if you'd like) these stories over at my Scribd document page.

JC Coy said...

ROFL that is too funny.

Jess said...

that is AWESOME. I totally want one. :D

Anonymous said...

Hey, love the breast-plate. Do they have an enhancer model?
JulieB

david elzey said...

freakin brilliant. imagine if all writers had collectible RPG cards that they gave out at signings, conventions, etc, and those became part of an elaborate game readers played... and then wrote fan fiction about it!

Shiloh Walker said...

oh, i love it.