Thanks to everyone's finely-honed sense of humor, I've dithered all afternoon, trying to make up my mind on who posted the funniest readerism. It came down to three that made me snicker every time I read them:
"I hate books that stop rather than ending."
Hmm, that one went through the wall.
"There's two more boxes in the car."
Honey, more jack posts for the floor joists, please.
"My book is not a coaster."
If you put any more wet glasses on any more of my books, I'm going to use you as a speedbump.
They're equally delightful, and I can't make up my mind, so I declare a three-way tie -- as in, all three of you win. When you three get a chance, e-mail me at LynnViehl@aol.com with your full name, your ship-to info, and which of my books you'd like me to sign and send (you'll have to wait until the package arrives to see your surprise.)
I appreciate everyone who joined in. You made this one very, very hard to judge.