Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Elimination

I'm putting together some titles and ideas for the guest column I'll be writing for RTB. Here's the discard list:

Piss on the Book of Your Heart -- too insensitive

Chicks with Dicks -- inadvertantly insults the transgendering

Egging the Hen Parties -- fun but mean

What Are You, Twelve? -- so many editors are these days

If You Want Everyone to Like You, Get a Job Delivering Flowers -- too long

Why PAN Was the God of Sheep -- just don't even go there

I Got Your HEA Right Here -- can't find a way to work in the crotch grab

No worries, I'll keep at it.

11 comments:

  1. I'd love to read the PAN as Sheep article. Your blogs on RWA, writer's conferences, and internet writing groups were fascinating. Such a completely fresh approach, at least for me, she said sheepishly.

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  2. I love your honesty and wit...thanks for both!

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  3. PBW, sounds like the wind must be blowing hard where you live as well. I'm just plain growly here in Colorado.

    I appreciate you telling it like it is.

    jax

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  4. You truly crack me up. Thanks for being so honest.

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  5. I think you could get away with any of those. They invited you to be a columnest, so they know what they're getting into! I think your 'in your face' attitude will be refreshing and more than welcome! Can't wait to read your column.

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  7. If you're not gonna write the columns, don't dangle all of those tempting titles in front of us, you tease.

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  8. If you don't write those columns for RTB, please consider writing them here. I'd love to see your comments on all of the titles you listed.

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  9. I vote for the FLowers one or Sheep--but anyone who knows me well, knows how I feel about sheep and wolves....*ggg*

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