I'm putting together some titles and ideas for the guest column I'll be writing for RTB. Here's the discard list:
Piss on the Book of Your Heart -- too insensitive
Chicks with Dicks -- inadvertantly insults the transgendering
Egging the Hen Parties -- fun but mean
What Are You, Twelve? -- so many editors are these days
If You Want Everyone to Like You, Get a Job Delivering Flowers -- too long
Why PAN Was the God of Sheep -- just don't even go there
I Got Your HEA Right Here -- can't find a way to work in the crotch grab
No worries, I'll keep at it.
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I'd love to read the PAN as Sheep article. Your blogs on RWA, writer's conferences, and internet writing groups were fascinating. Such a completely fresh approach, at least for me, she said sheepishly.
ReplyDeletePBW, sounds like the wind must be blowing hard where you live as well. I'm just plain growly here in Colorado.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate you telling it like it is.
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I love them all!
ReplyDeleteYou truly crack me up. Thanks for being so honest.
ReplyDeleteI think you could get away with any of those. They invited you to be a columnest, so they know what they're getting into! I think your 'in your face' attitude will be refreshing and more than welcome! Can't wait to read your column.
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ReplyDeleteIf you're not gonna write the columns, don't dangle all of those tempting titles in front of us, you tease.
ReplyDeleteWrite one of each.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't write those columns for RTB, please consider writing them here. I'd love to see your comments on all of the titles you listed.
ReplyDeleteI vote for the FLowers one or Sheep--but anyone who knows me well, knows how I feel about sheep and wolves....*ggg*
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