From what I've read you sound like a very confused gentleman; so much so that even someone who despises politics as much as I do feels compelled to offer you some assistance. While your intended victim has already politely addressed all of your erroneous accusations against him (a year before you made them, in fact) I feel you still need some help with certain definitions.
To provide that, I've created the following visual aid for you:
Please feel free to print this out and hang it in your office to prevent any future confusion.
Sincerely,
PBW
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