tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post3585770735045440183..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: Heroine No-nosUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-79036399780825975832020-11-29T02:18:34.627-05:002020-11-29T02:18:34.627-05:00Yes. That's why it's labeled as humor.Yes. That's why it's labeled as humor.the authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220786472896283714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-39661875901891653262020-11-24T07:48:38.373-05:002020-11-24T07:48:38.373-05:00Was this a joke?Was this a joke?The Maestrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127361727030684074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-76121368048817409182012-05-29T16:45:53.557-04:002012-05-29T16:45:53.557-04:00hahahaha! Love this article.
@margaret: that is ex...hahahaha! Love this article.<br />@margaret: that is exactly what I thought after reading this post. But anyhow, if all heroine are exactly like this, the story or plot would be so predictable and boring. lolHair Extensions UKhttp://www.cliphair.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-69637259875286042432011-03-30T15:16:35.468-04:002011-03-30T15:16:35.468-04:00I'm screwed.
My heroines could strip the hide...I'm screwed.<br /><br />My heroines could strip the hide of a trucker with the way they talk. One ever started her period while making out with the hero. And still another, the poor tart, she has teeth in her vag. <br /><br />I should just give up. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17774647553760700746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-20401708355287099032009-03-07T17:18:00.000-05:002009-03-07T17:18:00.000-05:00Sorry showing my complete ignorance her. But who i...Sorry showing my complete ignorance her. But who is Rita? I thought you were talking about Cinderalla! Who happily wears those awful glass slippers and doesnt break them!!<BR/>Has given me ideas for my heroine.AngieShaw10https://www.blogger.com/profile/13161286793961289716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-35832961239395014712009-03-02T05:48:00.000-05:002009-03-02T05:48:00.000-05:00Margaret said... Now I want to go write a story...<I>Margaret said...<BR/><BR/> Now I want to go write a story where the heroine does all of those things!</I><BR/><BR/>I had the exact same thought! I want to print this out and use it to break every rule for my next book. *laugh*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-9261285282211559192009-03-01T19:22:00.000-05:002009-03-01T19:22:00.000-05:00I broke two of those rules in my last chapter. Goo...I broke two of those rules in my last chapter. Good thing I'm not writing romance. How is she supposed to chug half a case of Budweiser and not go to the bathroom?Shannon Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12138935081999856637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-53832004692484161222009-03-01T09:41:00.000-05:002009-03-01T09:41:00.000-05:00Love this!Now I'm off to rewrite so I can get that...Love this!<BR/><BR/>Now I'm off to rewrite so I can get that Rita - wait - I'm not a member of RWA!<BR/><BR/>Sigh.<BR/><BR/>Maybe next book. (G)K. A. Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07020119815910396933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-56530989320875369572009-03-01T09:30:00.000-05:002009-03-01T09:30:00.000-05:00But if she breaks most, if not all, of the above r...But if she breaks most, if not all, of the above rules does this mean it will be on the NY Times Best Seller list?Judy H https://www.blogger.com/profile/13685822567236742303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-7571470090470640012009-03-01T02:32:00.000-05:002009-03-01T02:32:00.000-05:00The heroine can't have morning breath, either, eve...The heroine can't have morning breath, either, even if she's hung over or sick. <BR/><BR/>Wonderfully funny and too true.Mary Marvellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12015719890476028848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-70737821862759953962009-03-01T00:31:00.000-05:002009-03-01T00:31:00.000-05:00I think my gals have about a hundred strikes again...I think my gals have about a hundred strikes against them.<BR/><BR/>I'd like to add: The heroine must never attempt to make love in a canoe.<BR/><BR/>Or wear granny underpants.Sandra Cormierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00231342310371529022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-30686647478554336712009-02-28T22:42:00.000-05:002009-02-28T22:42:00.000-05:00thanks for the laughthanks for the laughNatalie Hatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09377665702278806398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-37178261857584763142009-02-28T20:39:00.000-05:002009-02-28T20:39:00.000-05:00Haha. Awesome :DHaha. Awesome :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08063570295376485293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-55245974923750825892009-02-28T19:38:00.000-05:002009-02-28T19:38:00.000-05:00well I"m screwed. I did 1, 3, 5, and 6--but I migh...well I"m screwed. I did 1, 3, 5, and 6--but I might have counted wrong. And the *cough* heroine in my current wip does #2...a lot.Amie Stuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14145328243563702260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-32767449338363612632009-02-28T14:53:00.000-05:002009-02-28T14:53:00.000-05:00Uh oh. The heroine of my latest novel doesn't hol...Uh oh. The heroine of my latest novel doesn't hold back on the F word when she needs to express herself.<BR/><BR/>I'm doomed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-28582807473810176672009-02-28T13:43:00.000-05:002009-02-28T13:43:00.000-05:00"Not have an orgasm with the hero."This is why Jen..."Not have an orgasm with the hero."<BR/><BR/>This is why Jennifer Crusie will never make it as a writer. Her heroine in "Faking It" has bad sex with the hero. Also I think there's some cursing.<BR/><BR/>No lesbian action, however. I would have been on the lookout for that.Bill Peschelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15257587479467531187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-76164786198570165452009-02-28T13:13:00.000-05:002009-02-28T13:13:00.000-05:00Wait, Romances are supposed to have a heroine? Da...Wait, Romances are supposed to have a <I>heroine</I>? Dammit, I knew I was forgetting something ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-90608112595835016802009-02-28T12:16:00.000-05:002009-02-28T12:16:00.000-05:00LMBO! Thanks for making my Saturday morning.Is th...LMBO! Thanks for making my Saturday morning.<BR/>Is there an active erotica writers group?Laineyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646581153872151520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-72643328249194254042009-02-28T11:33:00.000-05:002009-02-28T11:33:00.000-05:00Not only am I incapable of writing one of those he...Not only am I incapable of writing one of those heroines I can't be one in real life either. Although I'd like to have the hair.Sofie Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16830230500527705589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-68707313611587436642009-02-28T10:00:00.000-05:002009-02-28T10:00:00.000-05:00OMG, I spit out my juice. Thanks for the laugh!OMG, I spit out my juice. Thanks for the laugh!dreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07626890852816096916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-32860277705585490352009-02-28T09:39:00.000-05:002009-02-28T09:39:00.000-05:00Yes, Gabriele C, you are right, kill 'em herself a...Yes, Gabriele C, you are right, kill 'em herself and not have second thought about it. lol I am working on two dif story lines and I think I will add at least three from this list to each one. Now, which three should it be....Eugenia Tibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05747998135360446255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-81085408768221895682009-02-28T09:37:00.000-05:002009-02-28T09:37:00.000-05:00Thank goodness, I never recieved my copy of Da Rul...Thank goodness, I never recieved my copy of Da Rulz to writing RITA-worthy romance. <BR/><BR/>Although, it makes for good bathroom reading (and the resulting guffaws would cover up the flushing and other unmentionable sounds.)vanessa jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11059178422559443067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-17060160799088849062009-02-28T09:07:00.000-05:002009-02-28T09:07:00.000-05:00I thought only teenage girls stamped their foot an...I thought only teenage girls stamped their foot and tossed their hair when they were angry...and only in really bad B movies. <BR/>I have to admit it does give the heroine a touch of class not to hear a string of "sailor language"<BR/><BR/>LoLRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18361088632266704870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-69991089855488890332009-02-28T08:45:00.000-05:002009-02-28T08:45:00.000-05:00*looks at January and March releases* I'm guessing...*looks at January and March releases* I'm guessing heroines who kill the bad guys are worse than ones who swear when angry. Right, I'll be saving that Rita entry fee.Charlene Tegliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01483186891214783397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-51861657902331030472009-02-28T08:19:00.000-05:002009-02-28T08:19:00.000-05:00In case it's a historical, she didn't even pick th...In case it's a historical, she didn't even pick the hateful and infertile former husband herself, but only married him to save her father's failing fortune or some other noble reason.Gabriele Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17205770868139083575noreply@blogger.com