tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post114635939212971995..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: Hacked from the SOILS e-mail databaseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146576071127096362006-05-02T09:21:00.000-04:002006-05-02T09:21:00.000-04:00Sigh. Is it that time of year again? You need a di...Sigh. Is it that time of year again? <BR/><BR/>You need a disclaimer so while reading electronics won't be ruined. There's coffee splatters everywhere now.Eva Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08834856467514439544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146484803992822052006-05-01T08:00:00.000-04:002006-05-01T08:00:00.000-04:00i'm so glad i swallowed my coffee BEFORE I read th...i'm so glad i swallowed my coffee BEFORE I read this... I hate cleaning it off the screen, out of the keyboard...Shiloh Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07785046046157000126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146482546852250782006-05-01T07:22:00.000-04:002006-05-01T07:22:00.000-04:00Ouch.I'm a Christian and therefore one who does no...Ouch.<BR/><BR/>I'm a Christian and therefore one who does not read smut, but anybody who thinks that I'm on the winning side of this sort of debate (aka SOILS) needs their heads checked. >.< That said, while I don't approve of sex scenes, my characters represent real people, and guess what, they have sex (unless they're religious... depends on the character)! I won't pretend they don't, just don't expect to read the details. Y'know? I could wax extemporaneously now, but noone wants to read that. In conclusion: I don't write sex scenes. Other people do. I just don't read them. There ya go.<BR/><BR/>JessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146465308650518152006-05-01T02:35:00.000-04:002006-05-01T02:35:00.000-04:00WHoo Hooo . Love it!Run with it, run with it.. We...WHoo Hooo . Love it!<BR/><BR/>Run with it, run with it.. We're behind ya. With No clothes on and a posterboard sandwich that says, REAL peopel want REAL stories.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146437764597642322006-04-30T18:56:00.000-04:002006-04-30T18:56:00.000-04:00LMAO! I knew you'd take that ball and run with it....LMAO! I knew you'd take that ball and run with it. *g*Jordan Summershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437563784716604402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146424001331682082006-04-30T15:06:00.000-04:002006-04-30T15:06:00.000-04:00If you were any funnier, you'd be illegal babe...If you were any funnier, you'd be illegal babe...Amie Stuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14145328243563702260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146416325171639212006-04-30T12:58:00.000-04:002006-04-30T12:58:00.000-04:00Oh. My. God. That's freaking hilarious. I wanna ch...Oh. My. God. That's freaking hilarious. I wanna change my pen name to Jessica Notaprude. Can I do that?Jamie Sobratohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01009093113373903233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146415886822333612006-04-30T12:51:00.000-04:002006-04-30T12:51:00.000-04:00Can someone nominate Threads of Malice for a RITA?...Can someone nominate Threads of Malice for a RITA?<BR/><BR/>There's a romance... and a bit of innocent pubescent yearning. The book is all <I>perfectly innocent</I>, I assure you.<BR/><BR/>(You know, I'd love to be a mouse in the corner when the members of SOILS read about Bray being force-fed his own nipple, let alone all the other, um, <I>stuff</I>)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146415642054750352006-04-30T12:47:00.000-04:002006-04-30T12:47:00.000-04:00PBW wrote: They may change clothing, bathe and use...PBW wrote: <I>They may change clothing, bathe and use the bathroom off-stage, or after the novel is over.</I><BR/><BR/>That was the laughing-so-hard-water-came-out-my-nose moment for me. I immediately had an opening chapter in a novel in my mind where the woman is on the toilet and the main characters are having a real serious conversation about toilet usage. ;)<BR/><BR/>And to think I was thinking about joining RITA at one point. They'd hate my novels I think. Not to mention nearly all the ones I read.Pixel Faeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18106494560833984361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146415579083446412006-04-30T12:46:00.000-04:002006-04-30T12:46:00.000-04:00"You dirty little Kent."Priceless.That's it.No mor..."You dirty little Kent."<BR/>Priceless.<BR/>That's it.<BR/>No more fooling around.<BR/>I've "kentrifying" my story.Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146412413821470432006-04-30T11:53:00.000-04:002006-04-30T11:53:00.000-04:00I wondered what my ex was doing these days. As so...I wondered what my ex was doing these days. As soon as I read, "the romantic, gazing-at-each-other-from-afar manner of real romantic lovers." I knew she had to be behind this somehow.<BR/><BR/>I'm so sorry she's shifted her focus from trying to get PTA moms to wear knee length shorts to the to romance novels, but anyone with that much pent up sexual energy must need more than one outlet. <BR/><BR/>It seems to me that she, and all the members of SOILS really need to get laid.Mark Pettushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14650234232914657192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146403338011071422006-04-30T09:22:00.000-04:002006-04-30T09:22:00.000-04:00As a member of the Brothers Of the Immaculate Noct...As a member of the Brothers Of the Immaculate Nocturnal Kinetics -BOINK- I couldn’t agree more with SOILS.<BR/><BR/>“Smite the Smut” is our motto.<BR/><BR/>Another of our popular mantras, after encountering inappropriate pre-nuptial harlot nocturnal-noogie-olympics is “why, you dirty little Kent!”<BR/><BR/>Out vile KY-jellies!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146402653879291652006-04-30T09:10:00.000-04:002006-04-30T09:10:00.000-04:00LOL!! That's AWESOME!!LOL!! That's AWESOME!!Tracy Sharp - Author of the Leah Ryan Serieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12239533451929739327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146400134691174662006-04-30T08:28:00.000-04:002006-04-30T08:28:00.000-04:00We laugh and snicker, but there is a cyclic charac...We laugh and snicker, but there is a cyclic character to the way genres evolve. Just because a few romance editors are seeking erotica now, doesn’t mean they won’t buy more, ah, “wholesome” stuff in a few years. And you think the “cleaner” romance doesn’t sell? Think again. Look at Lori Handeland’s Luchetti series. Or, for that matter, look at Danielle Steele.<BR/><BR/>The bottom line is the bottom line. Editors will buy what they think they can sell.Jpatrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01956495958795742147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146396857600230622006-04-30T07:34:00.000-04:002006-04-30T07:34:00.000-04:00O. Henry.When smut's to be smitten,Smoot will smit...O. Henry.<BR/>When smut's to be smitten,<BR/>Smoot will smite...Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146376325006466982006-04-30T01:52:00.000-04:002006-04-30T01:52:00.000-04:00Blaze? What about Spice? SOILS ain't gonna be real...Blaze? What about Spice? SOILS ain't gonna be real pleased with them!Keziah Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10594349337977659150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146374925218894422006-04-30T01:28:00.000-04:002006-04-30T01:28:00.000-04:00ROFLMAO! -- Too bad it's TRUE. And they wonder why...ROFLMAO!<BR/> -- Too bad it's TRUE. And they wonder why the number of entrants for the RITAs are Dropping? <BR/><BR/> -- Morgan Hawke<BR/>Enthusiastic Smut MongerMorgan Hawkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06263736921990480868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1146369941465521182006-04-30T00:05:00.000-04:002006-04-30T00:05:00.000-04:00Oooh, snap! This was great. I wish you could cross...Oooh, snap! This was great. I wish you could cross-post this over at Romancing the Blog. (Maybe Kate has some pull over there . . . ?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com