tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post7389314133274223734..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: There Can Be Only OneUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-78882333850516508882008-04-22T11:37:00.000-04:002008-04-22T11:37:00.000-04:00This is addictive! Thank you for sharing the site...This is addictive! Thank you for sharing the site.<BR/><BR/>One look into your newborn eyes and you became the most important person in my life.Sheryl Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265984328074588362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-31925519390728863082008-04-21T15:22:00.000-04:002008-04-21T15:22:00.000-04:00There is no one I loathe more than the man with wh...There is no one I loathe more than the man with who first fell in love.Emily Fisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15526972618315273308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1346714099751548942008-04-20T14:57:00.000-04:002008-04-20T14:57:00.000-04:00vanessa jaye, yours was so good! That could be th...vanessa jaye, yours was so good! That could be the first line of an excellent story. One I'd like to read, anyway.Margaret Yanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06464624057491288244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-80861974879915150382008-04-20T12:22:00.000-04:002008-04-20T12:22:00.000-04:00Am I the only one who thought, "Highlander!" when ...Am I the only one who thought, "Highlander!" when they saw that title?<BR/><BR/>Lessee...<BR/><BR/>"Being reincarnated isn't worth the bother of the forms."Konekohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00389949936144111585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-71549562395672951552008-04-19T20:49:00.000-04:002008-04-19T20:49:00.000-04:00Pasting a smile on his face as he leaned his rifle...Pasting a smile on his face as he leaned his rifle against a tree he wondered what kind of fool brings a chrome barrel shotgun on a manhunt?Wolfwhispershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08885241846555622109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-52703747391965757472008-04-19T16:23:00.000-04:002008-04-19T16:23:00.000-04:00Doctors ought to know better than to diagnose a re...<I>Doctors ought to know better than to diagnose a red-headed eight-year-old with leukemia.</I><BR/><BR/>Sorry. That one's true. And of recent vintage. I'll do one a little less ouchie.<BR/><BR/><I>She finally understood how odd her determinedly single life must seem to outsiders when the male prostitute mowing her lawn made her look normal.</I><BR/><BR/>Heh, with very little tweaking, that's actually the first sentence of my current query letter. This is fun!<BR/><BR/><I>I should have known the monsters were coming when the flourescent light over my cubicle flickered.</I>GutterBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943760313844692975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-40447487073719730622008-04-19T14:43:00.000-04:002008-04-19T14:43:00.000-04:00After 29 years, I was able to hug my father for th...After 29 years, I was able to hug my father for the first time and the years of heartache and misery where replaced with love and renewed hope.Big Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04866756029868111330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-55653340314427448302008-04-19T12:38:00.000-04:002008-04-19T12:38:00.000-04:00The head in the oven au revoir seemed like a good...The head in the oven <I>au revoir</I> seemed like a good idea at the time, but there he was in the house again with his stinky old cigar, the young girlfriend was outside in the car, and who knows where the gun came from.vanessa jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11059178422559443067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-5868041422067218442008-04-19T08:29:00.000-04:002008-04-19T08:29:00.000-04:00She used a balled-up tissue from her sleeve to wip...She used a balled-up tissue from her sleeve to wipe the dripping spout, and now nobody drinks coffee at staff meetings anymore.Margaret Yanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06464624057491288244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-74189724570810982052008-04-19T03:18:00.000-04:002008-04-19T03:18:00.000-04:00You should never tempt a curious toddler with some...You should never tempt a curious toddler with something so amusing as a shiny, metal stick next to the steering wheel while the engine's running.James Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10466591764318749771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-25748038297239407312008-04-18T13:41:00.000-04:002008-04-18T13:41:00.000-04:00A trail of cockroach legs led to the kitchen, wher...A trail of cockroach legs led to the kitchen, where the cat sat licking his chops.<BR/><BR/>(That one wasn't fiction, may my mighty bug hunter forever rest in peace)<BR/><BR/>"I didn't eat it," smiled the little angel with brown frosted cheeks.<BR/><BR/>The young mother wondered where her baby had found fingerpaints, until she saw the abandoned diaper.BriteLadyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09746599921292379358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-65149017208067307152008-04-18T13:33:00.000-04:002008-04-18T13:33:00.000-04:00I actually had one posted there once! I haven't be...I actually had one posted there once! I haven't been able to repeat the feat.<BR/><BR/>Here's one:<BR/><BR/><I>As I hauled the last of my stuff from my ex's garage into my car, his girlfriend came out to ask if she could have one of my 5 gallon pails.</I>Liz T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11756311579262449791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-27348106699084903562008-04-18T13:14:00.000-04:002008-04-18T13:14:00.000-04:00the quilt one was mine. I used my roomie's google ...the quilt one was mine. I used my roomie's google sign-in (with her permission) because I don't have one :) Forgot to sign it and she never wants to claim my writing :) <BR/><BR/>Mary2Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080542785714089251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-20045606742754688512008-04-18T12:41:00.000-04:002008-04-18T12:41:00.000-04:00My fiance married my best friend.My fiance married my best friend.Sofie Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16830230500527705589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-55446151659809408152008-04-18T12:33:00.000-04:002008-04-18T12:33:00.000-04:00The quilts that decorated the walls, the unfinishe...The quilts that decorated the walls, the unfinished one that lay lonely on the sewing table poked lovingly with a needle, swore silent testimony that her cancer had stolen her life long before it had killed her.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080542785714089251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-24944737702341392232008-04-18T12:10:00.000-04:002008-04-18T12:10:00.000-04:00Here's mine. I didn't know when I told my dad that...Here's mine. I didn't know when I told my dad that I loved him that it would be the last time I told him anything.<BR/>The baby shoes by Hemingway was incredibly sad. Thanks for this great exercise.<BR/>LesleeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-55264581520743293112008-04-18T11:53:00.000-04:002008-04-18T11:53:00.000-04:00If it was up to me, it would only rain 14.3% of th...If it was up to me, it would only rain 14.3% of the time.wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08346171272914479348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-51360114125057331902008-04-18T10:15:00.000-04:002008-04-18T10:15:00.000-04:00It was a dark and stormy night when I decided I'd ...It was a dark and stormy night when I decided I'd had it with hurricanes.charlenetegliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061754720849284938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-91727731077026781692008-04-18T10:13:00.000-04:002008-04-18T10:13:00.000-04:00"It is probably entirely theologically possible th..."It is probably entirely theologically possible that the Devil sometimes fuck with rich people too."<BR/><BR/>Oh, and may I quote Hemingway? May I? Please? OK!<BR/><BR/>"For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". <BR/><BR/>It broke my heart to read that one. So much pain in just six words. <BR/><BR/>Oh, let's do one more (mine, again):<BR/><BR/>"Machetes don't need reloading and works fairly well in dark, claustrophobic tunnels, anyway."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11228994016083883312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-25468725261559621982008-04-18T09:46:00.000-04:002008-04-18T09:46:00.000-04:00This reminds me of something I heard about Ernest ...This reminds me of something I heard about Ernest Hemingway. Supposedly, he made a bar bet that he could write a story in six words. It was: "For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn."B.E. Sandersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04336115135400388268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-39478438417799512512008-04-18T04:31:00.000-04:002008-04-18T04:31:00.000-04:00I left my mother’s church when her kindly pastor f...I left my mother’s church when her kindly pastor felt the need to counsel my 18-year old thigh.rainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04258822737734173873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-17158435524269378532008-04-18T03:08:00.000-04:002008-04-18T03:08:00.000-04:00Angry little girls don't remember how ill their gr...Angry little girls don't remember how ill their grandmother looked the last time they saw her, they just remember that they'll never now have a chance to say goodbye.Wizbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12850261353133950500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-66226858726306089282008-04-18T01:08:00.000-04:002008-04-18T01:08:00.000-04:00I thought it was both liberating and depressing wh...<I>I thought it was both liberating and depressing when I broke up with him on my birthday. </I><BR/><BR/>and...<BR/><BR/><I>When it came to fill out "objective" on my resume, I had no idea what to write.</I>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08063570295376485293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-47393472513976424092008-04-18T00:49:00.000-04:002008-04-18T00:49:00.000-04:00I was only four, and the church needed a new maint...I was only four, and the church needed a new maintenance garage anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com