tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post5709990319164575069..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: Novel McTenUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-29374550431481218312009-08-30T03:27:11.088-04:002009-08-30T03:27:11.088-04:00Boy oh boy nothing gets on my nerves more than VAM...Boy oh boy nothing gets on my nerves more than VAMPIRES! (I mean, not actual vampires, but books/ movies/ television shows about vampires. Unless they're DRACULA.)<br /><br />Actually, I'm equally annoyed by books about climbing Mount fucking Everest (I'm also annoyed by anyone who ever has or aspires to climb Everest. Unless they're a Sherpa.) My least favorite premise for a book ever is: Vampires scaling Everest (while vampire Sherpas carry all their stuff for them and get none of the credit.) Just in case you really felt like pissing me off.Carrie Hallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15041648479483607411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-76933308662501616582007-11-18T19:47:00.000-05:002007-11-18T19:47:00.000-05:00Don't ya know McVampires are the new McBlack?Don't...Don't ya know McVampires are the new McBlack?<BR/><BR/>Don't forget about the McGuffin in the form of the McPainting that gets stolen by the McTerrorist and the McTourist is stuck in the McMiddle.Sandra Cormierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00231342310371529022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-84294968535885407532007-11-18T19:38:00.000-05:002007-11-18T19:38:00.000-05:00Charles took "McComment." Damn!I haven't been here...Charles took "McComment." Damn!<BR/><BR/>I haven't been here in a while. I rediscovered you via Moonrat.<BR/>ROTFLMAO!!!Chris Eldinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794946908789120139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-40098505917515936062007-11-18T14:48:00.000-05:002007-11-18T14:48:00.000-05:00choosing to be monogamous to each other without br...<I>choosing to be monogamous to each other without bringing up the subject of kids (author is under thirty and probably very hot) </I><BR/><BR/>*smiles coyly*Amie Stuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14145328243563702260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1025258127207602812007-11-18T00:43:00.000-05:002007-11-18T00:43:00.000-05:00I was considering a McComment but I couldn't think...I was considering a McComment but I couldn't think of anything novel to say.Charles Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052592247572253641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-61817547345877922582007-11-16T18:06:00.000-05:002007-11-16T18:06:00.000-05:00Honestly, I'm beginning to think ALL vampire stori...Honestly, I'm beginning to think ALL vampire stories are McNovels.Matt Osbornehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00775385227870993490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-33500088508032078492007-11-16T17:47:00.000-05:002007-11-16T17:47:00.000-05:00Where can I get me some of that "homoerotic group ...Where can I get me some of that "homoerotic group of male vampires controlled by a female deity who passes off torture and mind games as wisdom and guidance" pr0n? Sounds exciting!<BR/><BR/>Let me just mop up my sweat after finding I didn't make this specific list.Sam Hranachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08497847902463757400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-59409283730688818872007-11-16T14:46:00.000-05:002007-11-16T14:46:00.000-05:00I have combined all ten in my book, what do you kn...I have combined all ten in my book, what do you know?<BR/><BR/>Does that men they all cancel out?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-22458092975054419372007-11-13T12:31:00.000-05:002007-11-13T12:31:00.000-05:00McClever :)McClever :)Michelle | Bleeding Espressohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13578703393987896737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-10458444703410810772007-11-13T05:38:00.000-05:002007-11-13T05:38:00.000-05:00*grabs ms pages*"It was a dark and stormy happy ev...*grabs ms pages*<BR/><BR/>"It was a dark and stormy happy ever after...."<BR/><BR/>Watch out! Sqrl's about!nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-20801580287201749332007-11-12T23:59:00.000-05:002007-11-12T23:59:00.000-05:00Um, what if your Dark and Stormy McNight runs into...Um, what if your Dark and Stormy McNight runs into your HEA? Does that make it a double whammy?<BR/><BR/>(Not that I would have that problem. Nope. Not at all. *shoves manuscript pages behind her back*)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-30023032969979037112007-11-12T23:08:00.000-05:002007-11-12T23:08:00.000-05:00Crap. Back to the drawing board.Crap. Back to the drawing board.The Anti-Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02027321787352577548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-28303559364646167322007-11-12T21:33:00.000-05:002007-11-12T21:33:00.000-05:00Note to self: Fix Amazing McTechno Thing when edit...Note to self: Fix Amazing McTechno Thing when editing Nano story...<BR/>JulieBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-87530829899032656002007-11-12T19:06:00.000-05:002007-11-12T19:06:00.000-05:00yeah, eva, you're right. Selah has that self-promo...yeah, eva, you're right. Selah has that self-promo down!Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02495558736099438348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-66154812089314566382007-11-12T19:02:00.000-05:002007-11-12T19:02:00.000-05:00this list is perfect (so what if I am guilty of nu...this list is perfect (so what if I am guilty of number four.)Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02495558736099438348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-26147597517119164082007-11-12T17:52:00.000-05:002007-11-12T17:52:00.000-05:00Well, there might be politics in my novel, but I'm...Well, there might be politics in my novel, but I'm not sure they're <I>my</I> politics.<BR/><BR/>Fun list, PBW! And nice to see you posting again.nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-24388542564588412462007-11-12T15:38:00.000-05:002007-11-12T15:38:00.000-05:00Snarky McSnarkyton says i love this post...esp. th...Snarky McSnarkyton says i love this post...esp. the Brother McVampire...*snickersnicker*....Gawd i'm glad i'm over that, i confess....Maria Shainkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05786807475648951133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-86362454243182796542007-11-12T15:35:00.000-05:002007-11-12T15:35:00.000-05:00Haha. I especially like the Brother McVampires :)...Haha. I especially like the Brother McVampires :) I've definitely seen versions of Ward's series from other authors. I wonder sometimes if those other authors really think that no one will notice the obvious similarities.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08063570295376485293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-66335485653617858622007-11-12T14:39:00.000-05:002007-11-12T14:39:00.000-05:00Literary McMasterpiece: Your novel has a meaningle...<I>Literary McMasterpiece: Your novel has a meaningless title, is deeply depressing, ends badly, uses the word chiaroscuro more than three times and is really understood, like your pain, by only you.</I><BR/><BR/>Also, beneath the meaningless title of your novel, which will be sold and shelved as fiction, are the words, <BR/><BR/>"A Novel"<BR/><BR/>Because readers would <I>never</I> figure that out on their own.bettiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11398414989528116281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-66363502520173761642007-11-12T13:42:00.000-05:002007-11-12T13:42:00.000-05:00#6. Definitely #6 and proud of it. I do love my ...#6. Definitely #6 and proud of it. I do love my romantic HEA's.<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>I'm safe on #2.... my vamps aren't just men... ;-) Bonus for that? No female dieties, either. <BR/><BR/>I do have a McDragon idea, but I'm trying to do it in a way that would n't involve any of the typical McQuest requirements.<BR/><BR/>Totally safe on 7-10, since lectures, lit masterpieces, politics bore me... and I enjoy whondunits, I've no desire to write one. At least not now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-66780944879609668802007-11-12T12:56:00.000-05:002007-11-12T12:56:00.000-05:00Does regicide count into the category of McStandar...Does regicide count into the category of McStandard Plot Devices?Bethany K. Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06679355745067316748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-61604892707938450812007-11-12T11:50:00.000-05:002007-11-12T11:50:00.000-05:00Bravo, bravo, bravo!My Monday morning laugh.Bravo, bravo, bravo!<BR/>My Monday morning laugh.Dave Fragmentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17985158361431606939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-26341313145934400922007-11-12T10:53:00.000-05:002007-11-12T10:53:00.000-05:00Darlene wrote: I have none of the ten on the Mc-Li...Darlene wrote: <I>I have none of the ten on the Mc-List, just a giant lapse in motivation in my outline.</I><BR/><BR/>McClueless? Ha.<BR/><BR/><I>11. Mc-Stupid Character</I><BR/><BR/>There you go.the authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220786472896283714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-44806745439654322082007-11-12T10:52:00.000-05:002007-11-12T10:52:00.000-05:00Eva wrote: And I admit to #6. Sigh. There's no ho...Eva wrote: <I> And I admit to #6. Sigh. There's no hope for Happilyeverafteritis, is there?</I><BR/><BR/>Nope. I'm definitely guilty of #1 and #6, was WFH-forced to be guilty of #3 and #7, and skirted the edge of #8 with some early unpubbed stuff. I defy anyone to beat my McTotal.the authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220786472896283714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-90203604399139878842007-11-12T10:40:00.000-05:002007-11-12T10:40:00.000-05:00Could we keep the sheep and sell the goats instead...Could we keep the sheep and sell the goats instead? Okay, if you Insist on keeping the goats, could we at least keep them down-wind? Very, very,very down-wind.<BR/>(I'm just sayin'). :)Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17968479919482739686noreply@blogger.com