tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post2221787802351724084..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: Press ReleaseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-14472876104111298652009-05-12T21:52:00.000-04:002009-05-12T21:52:00.000-04:00I kept a relatively straight face until "Way bette...I kept a relatively straight face until "Way better than that dumbass Google thing". Ya lost me there.<br /><br />Or I lost me. Whichever works.<br /><br />*snickersnort*<br /><br />Although I'm tempted to try the carnival thing. Carny folk are...colorful.GutterBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943760313844692975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-45620950944973517752009-05-12T18:40:00.000-04:002009-05-12T18:40:00.000-04:00This would be funnier if there weren't those who a...This would be funnier if there weren't those who actually advocate authors spending their entire advance on promo. : OCharlene Tegliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01483186891214783397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-39711629040972009092009-05-12T14:08:00.000-04:002009-05-12T14:08:00.000-04:00Ummm... I think I wanna go back to being a nurse. ...Ummm... I think I wanna go back to being a nurse. Then the only thing i had to buy was new scrubs a couple times a year.<br /><br />Although you forgot one very annoying...uh...I mean crucial avenue. Social networks.<br /><br />All authors must join facebook and myspace.<br /><br />For facebook, the author must continually spam...er...invite all asunder to 'fan' them. Repeatedly. Until the fandom is given or the author ends up getting removed from friend lists.<br /><br />For myspace, the author must *repeatedly* post to on their 'friends' walls with all the nifty buying info and oversized graphics.Shiloh Walkerhttp://shilohwalker.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-52274031827619671052009-05-12T12:27:00.000-04:002009-05-12T12:27:00.000-04:00That would be funnier if it didn't feel like the t...That would be funnier if it didn't feel like the truth. LOLVivi Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719628875229186070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-70443638714654771102009-05-12T11:26:00.000-04:002009-05-12T11:26:00.000-04:00Um, I hate to point this out, but it appears to me...Um, I hate to point this out, but it appears to me you have plagiarized the (new and improved) rules I am forced to live by as a community college teacher.<br /><br />Perhaps we could discuss teaming up for performances and appearances and splitting costs?Shawn Hansenhttp://www.shawnhansen.net/MonthlyStorynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-47223398989019424182009-05-12T10:31:00.000-04:002009-05-12T10:31:00.000-04:00Thank you very much for the giggle.
JulieB
verifi...Thank you very much for the giggle.<br />JulieB<br /><br />verification word; snefigu. I like it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-74549063444421875842009-05-12T09:21:00.000-04:002009-05-12T09:21:00.000-04:00Wow. Can't wait to get started. I love carnivals a...Wow. Can't wait to get started. I love carnivals and garage sales.Jaci Burtonhttp://www.jaciburton.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-35690571577454572832009-05-12T08:58:00.000-04:002009-05-12T08:58:00.000-04:00That's only the first step. Next thing is that aut...That's only the first step. Next thing is that authors are charged with looking for - and paying - an editor and copyeditor, and step 3 will be that authors print their books themeselves.<br /><br />Quality control? After reading the first pages of Twilight, I'm not so sure we have that now. ;)Gabriele Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17205770868139083575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-33901118696770383332009-05-12T08:49:00.000-04:002009-05-12T08:49:00.000-04:00lol! :D Dear gods! Think I'd rather flip burgers. ...lol! :D Dear gods! Think I'd rather flip burgers. ;-)Keita Harukanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-37204830886896353632009-05-12T07:40:00.000-04:002009-05-12T07:40:00.000-04:00I believe you forgot to mention:
The Call To Pray...I believe you forgot to mention:<br /><br />The Call To Prayer. At regular intervals throughout the day the Author shall be required to climb atop the roof of their domicile and shout VERY LOUDLY the title, publisher and availability of their current title. Publishers have found this method to have similar efficacy to most other marketing strategies employed by authors. Publisher will not be held liable if AUTHOR slips and falls.Mark Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09410424046477699059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-90617136273591845302009-05-12T07:10:00.000-04:002009-05-12T07:10:00.000-04:00You nearly got me!You nearly got me!nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-38891312606925085302009-05-12T07:01:00.000-04:002009-05-12T07:01:00.000-04:00Don't laugh. I know someone who did sell remainde...Don't laugh. I know someone who did sell remainders at a yard sale.Sofie Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16830230500527705589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-8644176696688213942009-05-12T00:30:00.000-04:002009-05-12T00:30:00.000-04:00Oh, frack me...
I read the first paragraph so fast...Oh, frack me...<br />I read the first paragraph so fast it actually threw me. Would've been dead meat for sure...rainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04258822737734173873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1441695316221128682009-05-12T00:19:00.000-04:002009-05-12T00:19:00.000-04:00This'd be funnier if I didn't already have my ISBN...This'd be funnier if I didn't already have my ISBN tattooed on my forehead. Since my Amazon rank keeps changing and would take up too much tattoo space which I'm contractually obligated to reserve for product placement, I just scratch that on my forearm with a sharp implement.Jessa Sladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09569827979530923930noreply@blogger.com