tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post116528565415743873..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: Monday Ten, Seven by GeorgeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165894922552906062006-12-11T22:42:00.000-05:002006-12-11T22:42:00.000-05:00Love Carlin. The guy just throws it out there and...Love Carlin. The guy just throws it out there and it's always smart, clever and, best of all, funny.Rob Gregory Brownehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11952008139132652259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165893104862855192006-12-11T22:11:00.000-05:002006-12-11T22:11:00.000-05:00Buffy Squirrel, your Great Dane story reminded me ...Buffy Squirrel, your Great Dane story reminded me of my St. Bernard and Great Dane stories.<BR/><BR/>My St. Bernard would sit on the couch (she wasn't supposed to, be we couldn't resist her), and we'd put a pair of sunglasses on her. She's just sit there and look cool. We'd get her a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a cup when we went out for ice cream. She'd wrap her tongue around it and swallow it whole.<BR/><BR/>As for the Great Dane, his name was B.U.D. (Big Ugly Dog), and he liked to dance. He'd stand up with his front paws on your shoulders and you could sort of slow dance around in circles. He's the only dance partner I've ever had. I won't dance with anyone else.Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01805501348812702651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165892401803614992006-12-11T22:00:00.000-05:002006-12-11T22:00:00.000-05:00Pinky and The Brain Christmas always makes me laug...Pinky and The Brain Christmas always makes me laughJeanette Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10405473912935941111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165885698612700892006-12-11T20:08:00.000-05:002006-12-11T20:08:00.000-05:00Rudolph and Frosty and i still sing both songs and...Rudolph and Frosty and i still sing both songs and watch the shows. My kids are grown and now I do it with my grandson but the memories make me laughLizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11194218690561999820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165882127911537322006-12-11T19:08:00.000-05:002006-12-11T19:08:00.000-05:00My three-year-old twins and their never-ending add...My three-year-old twins and their never-ending additions to the "List for Santa" makes me laugh.<BR/><BR/>Also, on the topic of George Carlin, how talented can a man be to let loose with some of the raunchiest jokes ever created and also be the voice of a children's series (Thomas the Tank Engine) and pull both of them off brilliantly? George is the best!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02378547566593756176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165874105436018262006-12-11T16:55:00.000-05:002006-12-11T16:55:00.000-05:00My late grandfather taught anatomy, and watching h...My late grandfather taught anatomy, and watching him carve the Christmas turkey an event I always looked forward to -- especially when he'd add in the improvised lecture on giblets.Bonnie Staringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15617661715759556106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165869442732067162006-12-11T15:37:00.000-05:002006-12-11T15:37:00.000-05:00Well, by laugh here I mean "chuckle at good-nature...Well, by laugh here I mean "chuckle at good-naturedly." Did you know that Christmas is celebrated in Japan? Did you know that it is something close to Valentine's Day? Oh, yes, the big thing is to give gifts, and for young girls to be seen out at very fancy places, dressed to the nines, with their boyfriends. I find that so fascinating.PJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07712663103711702870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165867614133472932006-12-11T15:06:00.000-05:002006-12-11T15:06:00.000-05:00My sons are all grown up and married, but everytim...My sons are all grown up and married, but everytime I hear alvin and the chipmunks I have to smile and laugh.Joycehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940808028018579472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165867269294790242006-12-11T15:01:00.000-05:002006-12-11T15:01:00.000-05:00congrats Lis.My daughter and I look forward every ...congrats Lis.<BR/><BR/>My daughter and I look forward every year to the dreaded newsletters that are really obnoxious - we make such fun of them - if they only knew lol.<BR/><BR/>And george carlin - got to see him live years ago - I hate any form of censorship - if you don't want to hear/read/see something - don't listen/read/watch it roflmao.catsladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06507755929992129551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165866120609705282006-12-11T14:42:00.000-05:002006-12-11T14:42:00.000-05:00The consumption all types, that takes place at thi...The consumption all types, that takes place at this time of year gives me a good chuckle.travelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06191803578622949052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165866018560805972006-12-11T14:40:00.000-05:002006-12-11T14:40:00.000-05:00Catlin is writing books. I didn't reallize that. ...Catlin is writing books. I didn't reallize that. I was a job coach with disablity kids one Christmas. We were working with laundry shoot at a hotel. <BR/><BR/>Some one had put down guy throng shape as a reindeer. The kids got upset that they had to show everybody that work there. Some of them were so funny they wouldn't work in the laundry are for a long time.Joanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03413286235492432797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165865813052319342006-12-11T14:36:00.000-05:002006-12-11T14:36:00.000-05:00My neighbor's eight foot picture of Jesus... paint...My neighbor's eight foot picture of Jesus... paint by numbers...on black velvet... circled with Christmas lights.<BR/><BR/>No kidding!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165865661258913192006-12-11T14:34:00.000-05:002006-12-11T14:34:00.000-05:00Sadly, several of these could keep me busy for hou...Sadly, several of these could keep me busy for hours and hours and hours and hours. :-/Jordan Summershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437563784716604402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165863749430889282006-12-11T14:02:00.000-05:002006-12-11T14:02:00.000-05:00Last year I received a pair of Rudolph the Red Nos...Last year I received a pair of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer panties that still make me giggle. I think mostly because the nose actually lights up. There is nothing like having a red homing beacon well you know... down there, to make it seem like Christmas lol. <BR/><BR/>Love Carlin! Thanks so much for the giveaways! :)bamabellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15986745648983981412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165860772206865132006-12-11T13:12:00.000-05:002006-12-11T13:12:00.000-05:00My youngest child opening presents. He was such a ...My youngest child opening presents. He was such a shock to us since my oldest one who is almost 6 yrs older just tore into his gifts and was done in ten minutes. My baby has to open each gift carefully and then take it out of the wrapping and play with it for however long he deems necessary. All the while my oldest is what else did you get. Hurry up come tell hurry up I want to see what else you got. He's learned to just let him go at his own pace and check with him later. <BR/>And George RocksPamkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02880471140530575964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165859498003829112006-12-11T12:51:00.000-05:002006-12-11T12:51:00.000-05:00I love George Carlin! And TALYN in paperback will ...I love George Carlin! And TALYN in paperback will be given away, since I have the hardback - which I'll keep forever.Leah Hursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16777905263417214053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165859247089991232006-12-11T12:47:00.000-05:002006-12-11T12:47:00.000-05:00Your links today made me laugh. I'm such a kid at ...Your links today made me laugh. I'm such a kid at heart. Playing with my grandson...you know, getting down on the floor with a 21 month old is enough to make everyone else in the room laugh since it usually takes a crane to get me there and another to get me UP off the floor. Hey, every minute I see a smile on his sweet face is worth it. He just loves seeing Santa everywhere. Suddenly his face lights up and he says, "Ho Ho Ho Nannie. That's Ho Ho"<BR/>How could I not laugh and be in love?Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11884806128727002408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165858517098505282006-12-11T12:35:00.000-05:002006-12-11T12:35:00.000-05:00What makes me laugh is that dh just had 7 teeth pu...What makes me laugh is that dh just had 7 teeth pulled a month ago and the other day had 3 titanium implants put in his lower jaw to hold new bottom dentures AND on Thursday I go to the dentist and have 4 crowns and 2 porcelain veneers fitted SO HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT AT CHRISTMAS; it will be mashed potatoes and all soft foods for both of us.robynlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03250071917966470701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165857872682693172006-12-11T12:24:00.000-05:002006-12-11T12:24:00.000-05:00The crowds shopping pretty much crack me up. At no...The crowds shopping pretty much crack me up. At no other time of year, do you see two grown women fighting over a Bratz doll. I try to save my laughter until I get out to the car, though, as I don't fancy being attacked for Christmas. <BR/><BR/>I think the whole season is fun. It sort of absurd, with the decorations and the gifts and the mass quantities of food, but also touching with the reminders of family.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165856166902427732006-12-11T11:56:00.000-05:002006-12-11T11:56:00.000-05:00I laugh at how I used to take Christmas vacations ...I laugh at how I used to take Christmas vacations for granted when I was a kid. I laugh at the only people who are missing snow are the ones who never see it :) I laugh at the funny warm feeling Christmas carol music gives me as it gets closer to Christmas (but it doesn't have the same effect the day after Halloween). Mostly I laugh because this is supposed to be a season of good cheer, and there is never enough good cheer in the world. Since this is supposed to be the season, I try a little harder to be a little cheerier, despite everything, because if not now, when?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165854181790632382006-12-11T11:23:00.000-05:002006-12-11T11:23:00.000-05:00I don't really have anything to laugh at, so I'll ...I don't really have anything to laugh at, so I'll just throw my name in the hat! :)<BR/><BR/>Thanks, PBW!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165853022958022712006-12-11T11:03:00.000-05:002006-12-11T11:03:00.000-05:00One of my friends has a Christmas tradition with h...One of my friends has a Christmas tradition with his sister: they each try to outdo one another in finding tacky Christmas cards with a gay theme (my friend is gay). <BR/><BR/>This year the card his sister sent him featured, on the front, a picture of several transvestites wearing just red noses and strategically-placed wreaths with the words: "Deck the Dolls". On the inside, it said, "Don we now our gay apparel".<BR/><BR/>He was passing it around at his party last weekend, it amused me to no end.Nandinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01668111291110001664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165852898156082392006-12-11T11:01:00.000-05:002006-12-11T11:01:00.000-05:00Oops, sorry, I transposed the i and the s there. Y...Oops, sorry, I transposed the i and the s there. You'd think I'd be fully awake by 8:00 am, but I guess not.ikkinlalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04832919596884346022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165852826076620622006-12-11T11:00:00.000-05:002006-12-11T11:00:00.000-05:00My dad's goofy versions of Chrsitmas carols usuall...My dad's goofy versions of Chrsitmas carols usually make me laugh.ikkinlalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04832919596884346022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1165852342932009642006-12-11T10:52:00.000-05:002006-12-11T10:52:00.000-05:00I usually don't get into the contests anymore beca...I usually don't get into the contests anymore because, well, I'm not a writer, just a fan and I'm pretty busy so--by the time I read the site, the contest is over anyway! lol. <BR/>However, today I am home with pneumonia so I got to get online, read the updates on the site and enter this. I figure that's rather ironic and in the land of George Carlin, a tad funnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com