tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post114300491927878873..comments2023-10-11T09:22:33.136-04:00Comments on Paperback Writer: EarnestlyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1154270994969495822006-07-30T10:49:00.000-04:002006-07-30T10:49:00.000-04:00LOLThis is a good reason for a pen name. *wink*I l...LOL<BR/><BR/>This is a good reason for a pen name. *wink*<BR/><BR/>I loved The Hobbit and LOTR but they aren't for everyone. I even liked The Silmarillon, which shows what a geek I am. But then I've always liked history and genealogies and such.Beautiful Food Gardenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00795472519706304749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1151533923027677802006-06-28T18:32:00.000-04:002006-06-28T18:32:00.000-04:00PBW said:"An English Teacher who considered hersel...PBW said:<BR/>"An English Teacher who considered herself The Guardian of All Things Literary scarred me for life by forcing me to read <I>The Hobbit</I>..."<BR/><BR/>How odd. My English teachers scarred me for life trying to shove down my throat such things as <I>The Pearl</I>, <I>Cannery Row</I>, etc. To protect my sanity, I fled into <I>The Hobbit</I>, et al.<BR/><BR/>SilverdrakeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143078340289267792006-03-22T20:45:00.000-05:002006-03-22T20:45:00.000-05:00I Love it!! LOLI Love it!! LOLSasha Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11466835168725022995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143077592471872962006-03-22T20:33:00.000-05:002006-03-22T20:33:00.000-05:00PBW,I've got this absolutely, great book floating ...PBW,<BR/><BR/>I've got this absolutely, great book floating around on my hard drive. It is soooo good I didn't even have to edit it!!! For some reason, all that I've been getting from the publishing houses are rejections. They just don't know what they are missing. Would you mind putting a good word in for me? It's just the break I need. Maybe, I could even just email you a copy. Huh? Don't you just think that would be way too fun?<BR/>------<BR/>;) I really needed the laughter today. Thanks. <BR/><BR/>Back to RL, now.Heather Lynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04776293080372126388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143069688973658612006-03-22T18:21:00.000-05:002006-03-22T18:21:00.000-05:00Melody wrote: Have you considered publishing this ...Melody wrote: <I>Have you considered publishing this to a magazine?</I><BR/><BR/>That's a nice suggestion, but I made a promise to myself when I went public with this weblog not to profit from the content. I make enough money from those of you who go out and buy my books. I do let online magazines and other bloggers reprint some of my posts at no charge, as long as they let me know where it's going to be. It's good free publicity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143069408897849402006-03-22T18:16:00.000-05:002006-03-22T18:16:00.000-05:00Lynn M wrote: Okay, I'm going to ask even though I...Lynn M wrote: <I>Okay, I'm going to ask even though I have a feeling I won't get an answer. Why the Not even if you drugged me about reading LoTR?</I><BR/><BR/>An English Teacher who considered herself The Guardian of All Things Literary scarred me for life by forcing me to read <I>The Hobbit</I> at an age when I considered Paul Zindel one notch below the Almighty (and still do, in some ways.)<BR/><BR/>I never got over the harm done to my poor adolescent brain cells. Thanks to that damn book, I've struggled to overcome a lasting aversion to epic fantasy for the last 30 years. I made myself watch the LOTR movies as sort of aversion therapy, but my right eye still twitches whenever anyone invokes the hallowed name of J.R.R. and his masterpieces.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143068307009056792006-03-22T17:58:00.000-05:002006-03-22T17:58:00.000-05:00You were smart to retreat. LOL! Next time I sugges...You were smart to retreat. LOL! Next time I suggest an iPod or a Walkman. They work well. (wg)Jordan Summershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437563784716604402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143061162448627442006-03-22T15:59:00.000-05:002006-03-22T15:59:00.000-05:00ARC bribery, nice getaway! You were probably one s...ARC bribery, nice getaway! You were probably one step ahead of the pitchforks and the torches. *g* Although the "I'm a romance novelist" is a good deflector. Nobody expects romance writers to read SFF.charlenetegliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061754720849284938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143057877397251582006-03-22T15:04:00.000-05:002006-03-22T15:04:00.000-05:00Okay, I'm going to ask even though I have a feelin...Okay, I'm going to ask even though I have a feeling I won't get an answer. Why the <I>Not even if you drugged me</I> about reading LoTR? Just too much hype that you know you'll be disappointed, or a general aversion for the whole thing leads you to not want to read them? Just curious. It took me thirty-five years to get around to it, and I've still not read <I>The Hobbit</I>.Lynn Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13444488890483608914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143057449216211122006-03-22T14:57:00.000-05:002006-03-22T14:57:00.000-05:00I think an old physics equation in the success mat...I think an old physics equation in the success matrix applies here.<BR/><BR/>T + A = k, where talk + action = constant. <BR/><BR/>Those that can, do; those that can't talk (or worse, teach)Jpatrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01956495958795742147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143057076979677672006-03-22T14:51:00.000-05:002006-03-22T14:51:00.000-05:00"So much to read, so little time..." allows the fa..."So much to read, so little time..." allows the fan to believe that the slightly worried expression on your face is because you might die before having a chance to read his idol. He doesn't have to know that you're actually afraid you'll have to chew off your own arm to avoid being dragged into a discussion of that sludge...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143055198229059882006-03-22T14:19:00.000-05:002006-03-22T14:19:00.000-05:00The "never explain to a fan why you don't read/lik...The "never explain to a fan why you don't read/like his idol's novels" part has happened to me.<BR/><BR/>I ran into a casual friend in a bookstore once and he was standing in front of a certain author's books, perusing the back cover of the latest one. We greeted each other and he excitedly said, "have you seen that such-and-such has a new book out?"<BR/><BR/>I said, "no, not really. I don't read such-and-such."<BR/><BR/>"But why? He/she is a great author."<BR/><BR/>At this point, I faced the same choice. Be blunt and say "he/she isn't all that great." (a polite way of saying he/she sucks) Or smile, shrug, and say "I just don't."<BR/><BR/>I chose the second in the interests of tact, knowing perfectly well that everyone has different tastes and as a result this person is still a casual friend instead of, well, whatever the option is for someone who is irked that you don't like his idol.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02194055218380630722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143045203386521642006-03-22T11:33:00.000-05:002006-03-22T11:33:00.000-05:00One does wonder who broke his leg and why....One does wonder who broke his leg and why....M Harold Pagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08949772130509527838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143045173305437942006-03-22T11:32:00.000-05:002006-03-22T11:32:00.000-05:00Jonh wrote: I'm mildly curious as to how old this...Jonh wrote: <I>I'm mildly curious as to how old this kid was.</I><BR/><BR/>I think he was in his mid-to-late twenties; he didn't have the bloom or acne of adolescence, and there were the beginnings of crowsfeet at the corners of his eyes (strange way to judge age, I know, but I can almost always tag teens by skin quality.) I've been cornered by writers of all ages, though, and do try to be polite to all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143043934197936962006-03-22T11:12:00.000-05:002006-03-22T11:12:00.000-05:00I know of a writer who read "The Hobbit" just beca...I know of a writer who read "The Hobbit" just because she was tired of saying she hadn't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143041438299690702006-03-22T10:30:00.000-05:002006-03-22T10:30:00.000-05:00PBW, you handled that as graciously as anyone coul...PBW, you handled that as graciously as anyone could expect. <BR/><BR/>I know that sometimes people don't realize how insulting they're being when they diss romance novels. Of course, that could be because they assume that we would never write "those" books by choice but are only doing it for the money and, therefore, completely agree that they're writing 'real' or 'serious' books. (At this point, I don't make much money, so it's a damn good thing I love the genre!)Mary Stellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02186261066656584772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143040906286559682006-03-22T10:21:00.000-05:002006-03-22T10:21:00.000-05:00I made a t-shirt I like to wear out just in case o...I made a t-shirt I like to wear out just in case of moments (or many moments) like these. (g)<BR/><BR/>http://www.cafepress.com/thewritesnark.49789950Rinda Elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14210490032645215269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143038775650202022006-03-22T09:46:00.000-05:002006-03-22T09:46:00.000-05:00I should mention that in normal social situations ...I should mention that in normal social situations I'm always happy to talk shop, lest someone think I'm a total snob, and I would never be nasty to an unpublished writer.<BR/><BR/>On the other hand, when I'm about to voluntarily allow needles to be stuck into my joints while I'm sitting almost bare-assed on a slab of aluminum in front of people I'm not having sex with, it's probably not a good time to tell me about your Terry Brooks knockoff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143037290260965662006-03-22T09:21:00.000-05:002006-03-22T09:21:00.000-05:00...Wow. If I ever run into a published writer, I m......Wow. If I ever run into a published writer, I must remember not to tell them I'm an unpublished writer; it would likely make them run screaming in the other direction, expecting someone like that guy.Zoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17702478924392188540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143037117080961742006-03-22T09:18:00.000-05:002006-03-22T09:18:00.000-05:00A day in the life....It's quite funny. As soon as...A day in the life....It's quite funny. As soon as people find out I published a novel, suddenly, they're all working on a novel. I don't ask for any further details. And to think you didn't break the other leg. I might have been tempted to break it, too....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143036166520524382006-03-22T09:02:00.000-05:002006-03-22T09:02:00.000-05:00I really, really hope this really, really didn't h...I really, really hope this really, really didn't happen, but I've heard enough stories like it to consider it did. A teacher at school told the story of a time she was attacked in a parking garage. She managed to get away without getting hurt, but after reporting the incident to the security guard and talking with him, he learned she was a college writing teacher and asked if she'd be willing to look at his novel. Sheesh!<BR/><BR/>Seems everyone you run into is an aspiring author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04914329013690756540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143033505330941292006-03-22T08:18:00.000-05:002006-03-22T08:18:00.000-05:00Hey, a trick to getting in to see the doctor witho...Hey, a trick to getting in to see the doctor without waiting for 5 hours! I'll have to remember that (and schedule all medical issues for after I have an ARC). ^-*<BR/><BR/>What's weird is that I've had something like this happen, and it was similar: I had been looking through the SF&F section of the bookstore, taking note of various themes and such with my roommate - trying to decide where my stories would fit in. A young guy overheard me and came up to me after we'd left the store to ask if I was a writer. I said I was, but that I wasn't published yet (I think he ignored that part), and he launched into asking me for the "secret key" because, of course, he had "brilliant" (quote - I'll never forget it) story ideas. I decided to be nice and told him about Forward Motion, saying it was a great place for beginners to get some advice and polish their craft. He was offended and very disappointed that it was the best I could do. I thought it was actually useful advice! It made me wonder what published authors go through - especially when they give the same kind of advice of finding a place to LEARN. Now I know!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143031321221962902006-03-22T07:42:00.000-05:002006-03-22T07:42:00.000-05:00Ha! It could have been worse -- you could have sa...Ha! It could have been worse -- you could have said, "Yes, I've read Lord of the Rings. Hated every single page of it." Then you'd see the fan indignation fly!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143030665716242352006-03-22T07:31:00.000-05:002006-03-22T07:31:00.000-05:00I can't help thinking that any unpublished author ...I can't help thinking that any unpublished author who has the opportunity to talk to someone who is published - no matter the genre - had do well to ditch their presumptions about writing and talk to the person. They had to do something right, after all, and my bet is that they *gasp!* wrote a book worth reading, at least by some editor's perspective, and wait, aren't editors those people we want to like our books...? Hm. Perhaps I'm missing something here, but the guy obviously has a long way to go, and I say that without condescension since I'm in the same boat. *shrug*<BR/><BR/>JessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8343238.post-1143028859833137392006-03-22T07:00:00.000-05:002006-03-22T07:00:00.000-05:00Oh gawd, Girl!It may be wicked of me, and my sympa...Oh gawd, Girl!<BR/>It may be wicked of me, and my sympathies should lie with the poor sod - being novel-unpublished myself... Yet I cannot help but identify with you entirely, yea, even unto each and every mental observation.<BR/>Maybe that's one of the reasons you're a REAL writer.Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.com